One day Harry Potter was sitting with his best friend Heubie Pinkman. Harry and Heubie were very bored and were trying to think of something to do. Harry and Heubie were very stupid and couldn't think of anything to do 6 weeks, 4 days, 16 hours, 47 mins and 59 seconds. Then, 6 weeks, 4 days, 16 hours, 47 mins and 59 seconds later Harry's foot got an idea. "I know!" said the foot, "Why don't you clear the toe jam out from between my toe." Harry and Heubie liked this idea so they called in Mandy the dog to lick the toe jam out from between their toes.
After that was done they snuck up into Prof. McGonagall's bedroom and started trying on her bras. Heubie really liked how pretty they looked on him and he became a cross dresser when he grew up. He is now known as Heuberta the Hairy as the shemale had exceptionally hairy legs. As hairy as Mandy's ass.
Heuberta later married Mandy's ass and they all lived happily ever after except Harry as he had died many years ago as Heuberta's leg hair had strangled Harry and dumped his body in Prof. Dumbledore's toilet. Law and Order SVU detectives are now analyzing his body as prof. Dumbledore mistook it as an oddly shaped poo.