Summary: Seto is holding his annual business party to make some big deals and earn cash. But there's a tiny little problem… Marik and Bakura are party crashers. Note: In this story Seto, Marik and Bakura are good friends. Just so that's clear…. And this is nothing like the movie Party Crashers; I haven't even seen it. I think. Don't remember. Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! It would be cool though :D Party Crashers

Seto Kaiba was holding his yearly "Backyard party for rich and important people to get into their pockets." It did make a great get together for snobbish people to talk about their status in their business and gossip. Unfortunately, for Seto, he had to attend to this boring party even if he didn't want to… Why was he holding this party again? Oh, yes the money.

Seto was dressed in his finest of suits and his hair was neatly combed and he smelled good – Like usual but anyway… He walked down his large staircase that was covered with gold and the finest materials you could find, and went to his backyard. In the backyard were lots of people dressed like this was the greatest event of the year, for some people it was but Seto just snorted and walked his way. All the peoples started to buzz around him like a pack of mosquitoes and Seto sighed frustrated 'This is for the business' he thought calming himself down, he didn't like people that attached to you like leaches.

He talked to people making business deals; he also made many fake laughs at the lame jokes from boring business people. This was all so pretend. He took a sip from his martini glass and continued to talk with one of the big fish there.

There was a movement in one of the bushes; some creatures were there, observing everything. These "creatures" were Marik and Bakura.

Marik gasped as he saw Seto 'laugh', "Bakura! He's having fun without us!" he said sounding hurt.

Bakura frowned but that frown was soon replaced with devilish smirk, "Well… if he's having such a blast then I suggest we give him a surprise visit…."

Marik smirked too, leaning close to Bakura, "I'm all ears…"

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Seto looked over his party; everyone seemed to have a good time, everything in order. Perfect. He glanced once again over the crowd sipping his second martini glass, spitting it out. He got some weird looks but ignored them. Was that Bakura? He walked to the person that looked like Bakura. He only saw the back of his head; his long white hair was in a neatly done ponytail. Beside him was a woman that looked like Marik.

Seto stopped behind the man poking his shoulder, the said man turned around a grin plastered on his face.

"Seto!" hugged Seto, who was completely shocked. The "woman" gasped slapping the man, "HONEY! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, AGAIN?"

"No, no, darling, that's Seto Kaiba"

"SETO KAIBA!" 'She' shoved her deformed breasts against Seto's body and kissed him on the cheek: smudging lipstick all over.

Everybody started to whisper at the three. Seto pulled the two of them away from the people, "Are you utterly insane! Do you know how fast gossip passes on from these people to the press?" Seto whispered harshly, scowling at his friends.

Bakura grinned, "Don't worry we are two married highly sophisticated business people"

Seto arched an eyebrow, "Oh really now?"

Marik smiled, "We got married in Las Vegas; the city of lights."

"That's Paris you moron," Bakura pointed out

"You don't even know where Paris is!"

"Hey, you can't tell me what I know!!"

"Well, I AM your wife."

"Pfft, you suck as a wife."

Marik gasped, "WHY YOU!" he tried to punch Bakura in the face but Seto held him back, "Guys, please just leave, you don't have the right to be here"

"We so have the right to be here!" Marik protested, "Here's my business card," he handed Seto a little pink card and grinned.

"It's pink and smelly." Seto muttered reading it, "But I won't accept it, you don't own a company, it's a Recovery Agency (1)"

Marik looked at Bakura angrily, "I told ya it wouldn't work and it's stolen anyway…"

"What do you expect? I am the great thief Bakura" Bakura responded, smirking.

Marik just rolled his eyes muttering something under his breath, then he sighed in defeat and smiled at Seto, "Well, I guess we should be off then," he dragged Bakura, which was in La La land (of being the greatest thief ever!)

But suddenly Marik stopped and turned around, "By the way Seto, red really does look good on you!" then he laughed hysterically and ran over to Bakura who was laughing too.

Seto glared at the "married couple" walk off, then he put his fingers against his cheek and wiped the lipstick off. He sighed, god how they could be a pain in the neck sometimes. Seto fixed his tie and walked yet again to his awesome party.

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The Duo walked against the bricked walls that surrounded Kaiba's mansion. "What should we do now, genius?" Marik said wiping the make-up off his face.

"Hey, you didn't have any better ideas! You were always whining and bitching that your head hurts when you think of a great plan…"

"Let's just stop talking about this and figure up another plan…"

Bakura growled, "You're the one who brought this up!"

"Hush Bakura, I think I have a plan," Marik said deviously rubbing his hands together.

Bakura faked a gasp "Oh really!" The blonde slapped him, "Ouch, now my head hurts…"

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(1) I didn't come up with any lame company name so I just let them have a Recovery Agency like Ban and Ginji have in the GetBackers! (Which I DON'T own! …Sigh) I'm so lame.

Bunny Rabbit: And that's how that chapter ends. So how was it? You can review as much as you like just don't flame, please? I'm such a sensitive soul x)