So… yeah. These are little bits of hilarity in the form of one-shots between different members of the team XD

Every time I get an idea from one of my friends when their acting their version of 'normal', I write it down or mentally imprint it so I can type it up when I get home from school XD

Anyway, back story to this one:

In Chinese, two of my friends sit at the desk in front of me. The other day, I was flipping my pencil around when it got flung out of my hand and lodged into the ponytail of the friend in front of me. I pulled it out gently, but she didn't even noticed. THe guy next to me *who's also my friend* gapped at me, then grinned.

FOr the rest of the period, me and guy friend stuck pencils in and out of the ponytails of our two friends in front of us.

They NEVER noticed XD

SO, when i got home, I was on in the Young Justice section when I realized that moment was something that I could see happening with Artemis and the rest of the team, specifically Wally, just with a different 'outcome' XD

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Young Justice. Greg Weissman and Cartoon Network does. Or terminator, hair extensions, and John Connor babies XD

"Artemis, why is your hair so long?" Wally randomly asked one day, sitting on a chair in the main room at Mt. Justice upside down.

Artemis looked up from the history novel she had to read for class the next day. "Why doyoucare?" She said, narrowing her eyes.

In a moment, Wally was sitting upright, looking frustrated. "Just answer the question."

Artemis went back to her book and said, "Simple: I don't cut my hair."

"But, if you never cut it, wouldn't it be SUPER long?"

Artemis sighed. "Wally, we fight bad guys who have a never ending supply of lazars, weapons, and henchmen. Do you honestly think my hair doesn't get damaged?"

Wally thought about that for a moment. "I guess your right." He mumbled, then walked into the kitchen. M'Gann wasn't there, so Wally's shoulders slumped forward slightly. However, there was a big bag of recently opened rubber bands on the counter.

'Probably one of Rob's experiments.' Wally mused as he absentmindedly picked up one and loaded it into a shooting position with his fingers. 'That kid must live one hell of a life, running around on the rooftops of Gotham in spandex and with a guy dressed as a bat in your free time.' Wally was so preoccupied in his thoughts that he didn't notice himself aiming at Artemis' head until with a SNAP!, and the rubber band was flying towards her ponytail. Wally gapped in horror as the rubber band hit the archer in the back of the ponytail and got stuck there. He waited for the blonde to turn around and kill him, but the girl simply turned the page of the book she was reading and continued on.

For a moment Wally just stood there, then he started grinning. That bag of rubber bands was still full…

Fifteen minutes later, Robin and Kaldur walked in. Robin was explaining his new water powered machine he was prototyping, and Kaldur was giving him advice on water currents and things like that.

However, when both entered the room their conversation immediately stopped. The area around the back of the couch was a mess, with rubber bands strewn everywhere. Artemis' ponytail was in even worse condition. Except for the occasional glimpse of gold, it looked like she had hair made out of different colored pieces of circular rubber. Superboy and Wally were behind the island in the kitchen, shooting rubber bands at Artemis still, who still remained oblivious to it all. Wally was giggling like a little school girl, and even Superboy was grinning at the sight of it all.

Robin started a quiet version of his maniacal giggling before stuffing a fist in his mouth and leaving the room. Kaldur gave a stern glare to the two trouble-makers, but any message about obedience was ruined by the twinkle in Kaldur's eyes.

"Be careful." Kaldur mouthed, motioning to Artemis before also leaving the room.

After a few more rounds of shooting, Wally and Superboy had a quiet, hurried discussion.

"Dude, about 20 minutes and she still hasn't noticed! Why do you think that?" Wally whispered, peeking over the counter to make sure Artemis was still absorbed in her book.

"Maybe she's a robot! Like Terminator!" The team had watched the robot horror film the other night.

Wally snorted. "Yeah, and she's here to steal out John Connor babies!"

Both boys snickered for a moment before continuing.

"Maybe she has hair extensions." Superboy frowned. M'Gann had explained how human girls liked to add extensions to their hair to add different colors or increase length.

Wally shook his head. "Nah. GIrls do that. Artemis isn't a girl, exactly."

"Oh, then what IS Artemis, hm Wallace?" A new voice said above them.

To absorbed in their conversation, both boys hadn't noticed Artemis approaching them. Wally noticed that her hair was free of rubber bands. All their hard work for… nothing.

"You should have left the rubber bands in." Wally said bluntly before mentally slapping himself.

Artemis' look of rage rose to a whole new level of anger. Murderous anger, Wally decided. For a second, Artemis' eyes seemed to have a flash of electric blue run through them before they turned black again.

It must have been his imagination, Wally decided. Superboy's voice brought him back to reality.

"IT WAS WALLY'S IDEA!" Superboy yelled, before pushing his friend out of the way and running out of the room.

Wally, flat on his stomach, glared at the back of his retreating 'friend' before gulping and looking up at Artemis.

She smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Now it's time for my version of fun…" Before Wally could react, Artemis grabbed his arm and dragged him to the training room. Wally desperately glanced at the rows of practice weapons as Artemis locked the door.

Grabbing a bow and arrow, Artemis walked towards Wally. "Unfortunately for you, I excel at hunting."

Wally gulped.

Poor Wally, he's going to be sore for weeks! D8

Anyway, did you like this oneshot? DId you hate it? Tell me why! LEave a review or private message me!

BTW, the conversation between Superboy and Wally was the conversation between me and my guy friend before we started messing with our ponytailed friends XD

Also, I'm going to have all of these one-shots related. Like for instance, the next edition: Wally gets his revenge on Superboy for leaving him at the mercy of Artemis, OR, When the gang watched Terminator and Superboy decided upon a name.

Yours truly,

OHA