A/N: Okay, this is a very strange story that we (Bob and I. aka Bant and genies9) wrote while we were on the bus. It's extremely odd, and if you don't get some of it, don't worry: Neither do we. Oh, and if you see the words "Progress is rapid" that's just stuff Bob said while I wrote, and I put it in. . . lol.

Oh, and if you've read any of my (genies9) stories, this is. er. a bit different. :)

Disclaimer: We don't own anything having to do with Pirates of the Caribbean. Please don't sue us!

Chapter 1

Once upon a time, in a land far far far far far far far far far far far (Punch) away, there was a little bitty girl on an island filled with rum and corrupted nuns. The most corrupted of them, their leader, was George. And he had a big gun. Progress is rapid.

As we said, there was a little bitty girl, Jackie Sparrow, dropped off on the island of rum and corrupted nuns. There was also an itty bitty pirate captain. His name was Jacques. We love Jacques. He has a friend named Stan. I love Stan. But our story does not start there, it starts out years later when they're all growed (A/N: yes, growed) up.

Jacques was the captain of The Bob. His first mate's name was Joe. We like Joe, too. But we're going to leave you right here because we're tired and we're going to go to sleep now.

So just review the damn story.

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A/N: We didn't really have to go to sleep, but my bus stop came, so we had to stop.