"Why can't we go to the human world?" a young Alit asked the barian elder.
Elder Mirach froze 'Oh crap...' he thought to himself. As an elder, it was his duty to take care of the emperors. They would one day rule over all of barian world and they couldn't have their loyalty be shaken in the slightest. They were young enough that if any other allegiances presented themselves, they could develop loyalty to the other allegiance without realizing it. And with the issue of their past lives...
"Yeah, why not?" Girag asked.
The 5-year-old emperors were getting restless. Mirach thought fast. "You won't like it there at all." he replied.
"What makes you think we won't?" Nasch asked indignantly.
"Young emperors, listen to me! The human world is a mess! Right here in barian world, is better than anything they got over there!" Mirach started to sing and all the emperors quieted down to listen.
The crystals are always brighter
In somebody else's world
You dream about golden down there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the crystal floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
In Barian World
In Barian World
Darling it's better
Here where it's brighter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
In Barian World
Down here all the beings are happy In Barian World
As on with their lives they go
The creatures on earth ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in a hole
But us on earth ain't lucky
We in for a worser fate
One day when the humans get curious
Guess who's guts be on the floor?
In Barian World
Nobody beat us
In laboratories
We what the humans loves to shoot
In Barian we blast the humans
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
In Barian World
In Barian World
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even Misael an' Vector
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
In Barian WorldAlit play the flute
Dumon play the harp
Nasch play the bass
And he soundin' sharp
Merag play the brass
Girag play the tub
Vector is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
Misael he can play
The lings on the strings
With Nasch rockin' out
Merag she sings
If the humans are near
We'll tear off their ears
An' oh Alito blow!
The emperors were having fun. Especially Vector with the talk of tearing limbs from humans. Now any thought of going to earth was almost banished from their minds.
In Barian World
In Barian World
When light glimmers
And we start to shimmer
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand.
We got a hot crystaline band!
Each barian here
know how to jam here
In Barian World
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
In Barian World
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
We blow the humans
Out of the water
Ya we in luck here
Up in the light here
In Barian World!
The emperors fell down in a fit of laughter. Mirach did a barian 'eye smile' and breathed a sigh of relief. Not only had he dodged a bullet, but he also made sure the emperors would never ask to go to earth again. He may have stretched the truth a bit but 'All's fair in love and war' and this was definitely war. "Now young barian emperors, I believe it is time for your lessons today." Mirach reminded the seven children. The little barians sat up, brushed themselves off, and teleported themselves to their lessons.
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So? Any good? This is my first songfic so it might not be the best but, hey, I tried.