I neither own the rights to Halloween, Three's Company, 8 Simple Rules......, nor Married with Children. They are owned by their respective owners. RIP John Ritter.
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(The "Three's Company" opening credits play in the opening sequence.)
INT. JACK, CRISSY, AND JANET'S APARTMENT, HADDONFIELD, IL, OCTOBER 31, 1978: It is 8:15 A.M. and Jack Tripper is cooking breakfast. Janet and Crissy are asleep. The doorbell rings.
JACK: Just a minute!
(Jack runs to the door and finds........)
JACK: Oh, hey, Mr. Roper! (Smiling) How's it going?
MR. ROPER: I just wanted to remind you that your rent is due today.....And also, it's Halloween, and, uhmm......some guy in a white mask escaped from a sanitarium out in Smith's Grove last night. He killed his sister in 1963, so you might want to be careful. He's wearing the whitest Captain Kirk mask and a mechanic's uniform, and possibly carrying a huge butcher knife. If you see him, call the police.
JACK: Alright.
MR. ROPER: Well, the wife is probably worried about me by now. I'd better get back home.
JACK: See ya, Mr. Roper! (Smiling)
(Laugh track)
INT. HADDONFIELD HIGH SCHOOL, 9:30 A.M.: Laurie Strode is in her class and sees a man in a white mask outside of her classroom. Scary music plays in the background. She turns away thern looks back to see that the man has disappeared.
INT. ROPER'S APARTMENT, 9:30 A.M.: Mr. Roper is reading the newspaper with the headline "MICHAEL MYERS RETURNS TO HADDONFIELD." Mrs. Roper is sitting on the couch next to him.
MRS. ROPER: Are you sure this Myers guy is dangerous?
MR. ROPER: Come on, Helen! This guy killed his older sister when he was six! And that was fifteen years ago! I believe this Loomis guy: Myers is pure EVIL!
(The Ropers' doorbell rings. Mr. Roper jumps with fright. Laugh track.)
MR. ROPER: Don't answer it!
(Mrs. Roper opens the door and sees none other than.........)
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(The "Three's Company" opening credits play in the opening sequence.)
INT. JACK, CRISSY, AND JANET'S APARTMENT, HADDONFIELD, IL, OCTOBER 31, 1978: It is 8:15 A.M. and Jack Tripper is cooking breakfast. Janet and Crissy are asleep. The doorbell rings.
JACK: Just a minute!
(Jack runs to the door and finds........)
JACK: Oh, hey, Mr. Roper! (Smiling) How's it going?
MR. ROPER: I just wanted to remind you that your rent is due today.....And also, it's Halloween, and, uhmm......some guy in a white mask escaped from a sanitarium out in Smith's Grove last night. He killed his sister in 1963, so you might want to be careful. He's wearing the whitest Captain Kirk mask and a mechanic's uniform, and possibly carrying a huge butcher knife. If you see him, call the police.
JACK: Alright.
MR. ROPER: Well, the wife is probably worried about me by now. I'd better get back home.
JACK: See ya, Mr. Roper! (Smiling)
(Laugh track)
INT. HADDONFIELD HIGH SCHOOL, 9:30 A.M.: Laurie Strode is in her class and sees a man in a white mask outside of her classroom. Scary music plays in the background. She turns away thern looks back to see that the man has disappeared.
INT. ROPER'S APARTMENT, 9:30 A.M.: Mr. Roper is reading the newspaper with the headline "MICHAEL MYERS RETURNS TO HADDONFIELD." Mrs. Roper is sitting on the couch next to him.
MRS. ROPER: Are you sure this Myers guy is dangerous?
MR. ROPER: Come on, Helen! This guy killed his older sister when he was six! And that was fifteen years ago! I believe this Loomis guy: Myers is pure EVIL!
(The Ropers' doorbell rings. Mr. Roper jumps with fright. Laugh track.)
MR. ROPER: Don't answer it!
(Mrs. Roper opens the door and sees none other than.........)