Court in 500 words:Phoenix Wright Justice for All

by Greenx91

This is the sequel to the first parody, which parodies the first game, predecessor to the game currently being parodied. There are even improvements to show the 'sequelness' of it. Note:Spoilers and whatnot. Status: Case 1 Part 1

Phoenix Wright:Justice For All

Now with intros!

Inside Phoenix's Head

Toccata and Fugue in D minor starts playing

Phoenix:Where the hell am I?

Omega Judge:You cannot run Mr. Wright!

Phoenix:What?

Dracula:Vleh! I've cume bach fou yo blood, vleh!

Phoenix:Who are you?

Edward:You can't love me!

Phoenix:Ah! Get out of here!

Canadian Judge:What's all this aboot now?

Phoenix:What the hell is going on?

CD-I Ganon:You must DIE!

*bam-am-am*

Lobby

Phoenix wakes to same music as a ringtone

Phoenix:Uh, hangover. Interpreting my dream, a group of people were trying to tell me to stop being a lawyer...how did I end up with that conclusion? Anyway, there's no way that could happen, right Shu Takumi?

Takumi:...

Phoenix:(Weird guy...did my dream let me think?)

A guy sneaks and hits Phoenix on the head, with a FREAKING CHAINSAW, and leaves

Phoenix:Who am I? Where am I?

Sissel:You're in the world of the dead.

Phoenix:So I'm dead, huh? Who are you, then?

Sissel:I'm Sissel, and making a cameo. Now let's go 4 minutes before your death.

So Sissel saves Phoenix by changing a chainsaw with a fire-extinguisher...somehow

Phoenix:You saved me!

Sissel:Yup. Now let's go to the present.

They're at the present

Phoenix:Nice to be alive...I still don't know who I am!

Sissel:That's your problem.

Phoenix:Hey don't leave me!

?:Hello, Mr. Wright!

Phoenix:Who the fudge are you?

Byrde:I'm Maggey Byrde! How could you forget your own client?

Phoenix:I don't know!

Court

Judge:Are you two ready?

Payne:Yes, your honor.

Phoenix:Who the fudge are you?

Judge:I don't remember, but that's not important, Mr. Wright.

Payne:Anyway, here's Gumshoe.

Gumshoe enters

Gumshoe:Me detective. You lawyer.

Payne:Yes, yes. Now describe the scene.

Gumshoe:Victim fell down. He die.

Judge:The autopsy is really detailed. Now, there was an important piece of evidence brought up, right?

Payne:Yes

Gumshoe:Yes

Phoenix:No.

Judge:Penelty!

OOOO

Phoenix:(FML)

Byrde:It's the glasses!

Judge:Right.

Gumshoe:Victim grab glasses. Criminal no have glasses.

Payne:I'd like my witness to provide testimony and evidence, now.

Judge:Very well.

Testimony

Statement-1:Victim write.

Statement-2:Wrote 'Maggie'.

Statement-3:Hard to not accuse.

Judge:Corndog

Phoenix:WHAT?

Byrde:Don't tell me you forgot how to point out contradictions. All you have to do is scream and point!

Cross-Examination

Repeat-1

Repeat-2

Phoenix:OBJECTION!-...

Judge:Mr. Wright. May I ask why you're pointing at ME?

Phoenix:...you're beautiful?

Judge:Thank you. Here's a penalty as thanks.

OOO

Phoenix:No, I meant to point at the witness. Detective! Didn't you notice Maggey is misspelled?

Gumshoe:Huh?

Payne:Well, maybe didn't know how to spell her name.

Phoenix:Weren't they lovers?

Payne:I haven't mentioned that yet, but yes.

Judge:Testify on the victim and defendant's relationship, witness.

Testimony

Statement-1:They close.

Statement-2:She bought present for aniversary.

Phoenix:Pie

Cross-Examination

Repeat-1

Phoenix:Hold it!-How close?

Gumshoe:Enough to make sad.

Repeat-2

Phoenix:Hold it!-What was it?

Gumshoe:Yellow baseball glove.

Payne:Who cares? Testify more on writing!

Testimony

Statement-1:He wrote

Statement-2:He write with right hand.

Gumshoe:Noodles

Cross-Examination

Repeat-1

Repeat-2

Phoenix:OBJECTION!-The glove is left-handed! That writing is a lie!

Judge:She seems to be innocent to me. I declare Maggey-

Payne:No! I won't be defeated by an unoriginal contradiction of the right-handed/left-handed mix-up. I call another witness.

Judge:A recess, then.