Hi! This is my first fanfic so I hope you like it :)

Plz R&R at the end!

Disclaimer: We all know the truth so why force me to say it? Alright fine... I don't own One Piece.

Nami walked up to Luffy after their banquet in Fishman island. They were on the ship leaving to go to the New World. It's a relief after all the trouble they went through. Everywhere they went, something bad had to happen. She did get used to it by now but that doesn't mean she doesn't like relaxation once in a while.

Anyways, a thought popped in her head. 'Where the heck did Luffy get his definition of heroes from?' And so curiosity got the best of her and this is where it got her.

When she got to where Luffy was, Sunny's figure head, she asked him, "Hey, Luffy, Who told you what heroes are?" The crew suddenly had their attention on Luffy, ears listening for the answer. It was very amusing from an outsiders point of view.

Luffy turned to her and said, "When I was little, Sabo told me that as a bed time story."

"Who's Sabo?" replied the crew while noticing the change in their captains tone.

"My brother." he said simply.

Everyone was silent for a minute, processing the new information.

Then… "Say WHAT?"

"And Ace?" Usopp said confused.

"My other brother… you met him in Alabasta. Did you guys forget already? Wow! You guys are dumb." Said Luffy while laughing.

"Yohohohohoho! I didn't get to see Ace, though I don't have any eyes! Skull joke!"

"That's SUPER! I didn't know you had another bro!"

"We don't want to hear that from you! Now what exactly was the story?" said an annoyed Nami towards Luffy.

"Sabo said that there were a ton of people that were hungry so the hero killed a bear, cooked it then shared it with the people. Heroes share meat with others… I don't want to be a hero." replied Luffy.

Everyone face palmed except for Robin who was giggling lightly and Chopper who didn't really get why a hero was so bad.

"Oh god… that's just the kind of thing that would happen to you, isn't it?" said Sanji.

"Well, at least now we know," sighed Nami.

After Dressrosa

"So you're Sabo?" asked Nami with a monotoned voice. "Seriously?"

"Yeah…" He replied with a sudden feeling of nervousness while Luffy was hugging him, and Koala and Hack behind him snickering.

"You actually look like the responsible and polite brother yet you tell him a stupid story of some hero that shared his meat, and he actually believes it to this day." She said.

"…Stupid … Hero… Story… Oh! That one bed time story that I told! Luffy, what the heck went through your head? That's not the definition of a hero!"

'Oh good, he actually does have some common sense' thought Nami.

Luffy turned, "Huh? Then what is?"

"A hero is when people give you meat and throw a banquet in your honor, not when you share it with them."

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"Oi! That's not it either", yelled Nami but was ignored.

"But then… that would mean that I'm a…a… hero… NOOOOOOOOOO! Give me a den den mushi. Call the fish king guy!" Yelled Luffy running around wildly.

"Get back over here Lu!" Sabo said running after him.

"Was Ace really the only smart and polite brother?" Said Nami sitting down on a chair.

Sabo and Luffy paused in their running, looked at each other remembering how Ace was like, then yelled, "HELL NO!" then continued running.

"What in the world… you know, what forget it… Hey! Watch where you're running!" Shrieked Nami.

'You and your crazy family, Luffy'

I think some of the characters were OOC... oh well.

So how was it? Tell me!

MellowHeart11 ;)