disclaimer: I do not own Fullmeltal Alchemist
It was a sunny day in central as Ed and Al were walking to HQ. They were only a few blocks away ….but then Ed heard the something that sounded like a group of people screaming, Ed and Al started running. They rounded the corner, and shore enough they saw an angry mob crowding outside of central. They decided that it would be best to go in through the back.
Soon they reached Roy's office.
Ed: Mustang, I just got back from Liore and…What's going on out there?
Roy: The fuhrer wanted to build a statue in honor of his sons birthday. He decided to take the money for it out of factory workers paychecks and now the workers have formed an angry mob outside.
Ed: But why would he need to take money out of peoples paychecks? I thought he was the fuhrer.
Roy: He doesn't actually get payed. Money comes from the government and he runs the government. the money has to come from somewhere.
Just then a brick came crashing through a window, leaving a hole in the window and a few pieces of glass on the floor.
Riza: Exuse me.
Riza walked over to the window, opened it (Or what was left of it) clicked the safety off and fired 5 shots. The angry mob then ran off screaming.
Riza: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU BUNCH OF DANM HILLBILLIES!!! AND YOUR PAYING FOR THIS WINDOW!!!!!!!!
Roy: ………….Now that that problem has been solved, you were saying something about Liore Fullmetal.
Ed and Al just stared.
AUTORS NOTE: Boring, but I just had to post it