Ultimecia's Grudges

by Cathy the Boff

As you might have guessed, I was inspired greatly by Lady Scorpio's and other's lists, so I wanted to write my own. It's probably not as good as the others, but, hey, at least I've tried! It's my first fanfic, so please be kind in your reviews!

Ultimecia's Grudges

I was inspired by Lady Scorpio and others who wrote the "lists" series, so I wanted to try and write my own list.  Do read everyone else's lists coz they rock!

Disclaimer:  I do not own these characters, so please don't sue me or else my deranged cat will scratch at your door.  The characters belong to Squaresoft.

Squall

Kurse Squall for being the kool, kalm, kollekted leader of the kursed SeeD!  Never have I seen a bigger lokust than he!

Kurse Squall for killing my pet Griever, he kould have been a good playmate,

Rinoa

Kurse Rinoa for being Squall's girlfriend.

Kurse Rinoa for bekoming a Sorceress and killing me after travelling through the Time Kompressed world.

Kurse Rinoa for her kursed dog Angelo, and for kalling the bitch a bloke's name!

Irvine

Kurse Irvine for…um, being Irvine!

Kurse him for trying to ask me out whilst krapping up mah face!

Kurse him for asking me out when he'd be two-timing that kursed girlfriend Selphie!  How dare he try and hit on her before koming to me!!!

Kurse Irvine for looking like Mikal Jakson and shakin' his bon-bon better than the kursed Riky Martin!!!!!  KURSE HIM TO TIME KOMPRESSED HELL!!!!!!!

Selphie

Kurse Selphie for being the annoying little brat that always wants kandy when I've had none at all!

Kurse Selphie for having too much kaffeine in her blood system!

Zell

Kurse Zell for punching my stomak and making me puke up everywhere during the rehearsals!

Kurse Zell for then eating a hot-dog between his attaks and shoved the rest up my @$$ when he did attak!  That kaused me much pain.

Quistis

Kurse Quistis for kraking mah mirror in mah dressing room b4 we went out, then claiming I kraked it with my krapped up face!!

Kurse Quistis for not finding a boyfriend or a lover b4 the game ended, making her the kause of the overload of Quifer, Quall and Quisvine stories in this un-Time Kompressed world!!!

Apart from that, I like her.  She's kool.

Seifer

Kurse Seifer for braking out of mah plans and bekoming a revolutionary!  At least he kould have thanked me for giving him that kool idea!!

Kurse Seifer for not being as good as Squall at gunblade fights, koz I might have been able to rule the kursed world if it weren't for that kursed pansy!!!!!