Hey y'all! Whilst I am producing the final chapters for Ninjago Heathers, I am starting to write my next book. I have written a parody on Mean Girls the Musical BUT I did not take all of the words and lines. Hope y'all enjoy!
Nobody's POV:
"Mama, could you tell us the story of when Mister Cole got hit by a bus?" That story was a story that Mrs Walker didn't want to repeat for the hundredth time but if she didn't tell her kids the story, they would never go to bed.
"Well... get comfy. It's a long story." Her two children sat on either side of her in the sofa as she got ready to tell them.
"It's a cautionary tale, with fear and loss and pride... based on actual events where people died!" The children shrieked and laughed as their mother pretended her hand was a claw and grabbed them.
"But come for what you go, to be popular and hot, would you resist temptation?" Her husband, Jay, had walked in the front door - there was now someone else to tell the story as well.
"No you would not," The wife of Jay, formerly known as Nya, had told their kids this story many times. Much to the couple's despise, the kids loved it, "Sometimes mean is what you are, mean is easier than nice and though mean can take you far, maybe this will make you think twice!"
"Kick, layout, fosse!" Jay was the jokester of the family - always telling jokes and making the kids laugh.
"This is a cautionary tale about corruption and betrayal-"
"And getting hit by a bus!" The whole bus part was personally Jay's favourite part and not to mention that the kids also loved it.
"You can't buy friendship at the mall as it's not for sale."
"Nice!"
"Thank you... this is a cautionary tale!" This was where the story actually began and it was also where Jay would take over talking.
"This story begins underground in the underworld, underworld!" Of course, you had to make the story sound more exciting than it was and have more drama than it did have. Buckle up your seat belts because it's time to run someone over.
Hope y'all enjoyed the first chapter! The next chapter for NH (Ninjago Heathers) will be up on Sunday. Bye!