Ten Little Blasters

by Maveriqua

Sorry, had to get this out of my head. Basically Ten Little Bullets as it (probably) would be sung in the Star Wars universe. I am neither Disney nor Victor Hugo

Ten little blasters in my hand

Ten little chances to be free

One for the emperor of this great land

Two for the aristocracy

Three for all those faceless stormtroopers

Four for all of those insane Moffs

Now's your chance

I'll say when

Trust Gavroche

Count to ten!