London, England 12:34 pm
Subject- Harry Potter (HP)
Interviewer- Silverwood2 (SW2)
HP- Blimey, it's good to be here!
SW2- We're glad to have ya, Harry. Take a seat.
HP- So, lets get a roll on the bloody questions already!
SW2- Right you are Harry. Right you are. First question- who is your worst enemy?
HP- Well, now that I've killed Voldemort, and Malfoy's gone missing with his evil crackpot dad, I'd have to say Santa Claus.
SW2- Why is that, Mr. Potter?
HP- Oh, it gives me the jitters thinking of him sneaking into my house and leaving things, like bombs. Its bloody disturbing!
SW2- What is the worst thing about being married to Ginny Weasley?
HP- Well, she makes me do the laundry. By myself! It takes like 30 minutes, just watching it go round and round and round and round and-
SW2- Why don't you just use magic?
HP- I'm grounded. She took my wand!
SW2- Why are you grounded?
HP- You know, I'm not really sure, but I think it's because I invited Kreacher over for a manly sleepover, and we stayed up all night playing Minecraft. Did you know they can fly at the push of a button? Its bloody awesome!
SW2- That's...great. So, shall we take a quick coffee break?
HP- Do you have firewhiskey?
END OF PART ONE