A little Christmas love from our favourite pairing. Again nothing to heavy or mushy from me.

I hope you enjoy it. And thanks for the reviews on my first fanfic.

'Men, the time has come for us to face our ugliest enemy yet,' a blonde shaggy-haired boy announced to the most unusual crowd. 'The one who volunteers will be recognized as a beacon of honour and loyalty'.

Chimpanzees dressed up in khaki helmets and bright orange vests stared up at the boy. To each other they began muttering angrily in hushed gibbers. The boy crossed his arm over his ratty green sweater and stared down at the chimps, brow furrowed. Sighing crossly he reached into his pocket and pulled out a black pouch filled with bottles of glittery nail polish. He had 'borrowed' this from his unfortunate housemate.

'Okay, the one who does this deed also gets this bag,' the boy grunted. But his face lit up as one chimpanzee's hand shot up before the others, offering themselves up hesitantly. 'Good man Sullivan'.

As he said that, the others ran off into hiding places among the trees and bushes. Sullivan the Chimp snatched the pouch out of the boy's hand and stood near the door. Pink, translucent wings sprang from the boy's back and he flew up and attached a sprig of fine green leaves atop the door. He grinned wickedly.

'It's ready'.

1 hour later.

Sabrina was drawn to the smell of roasted turkey in the crisp morning air. The spot where her 8-year-old sister, Daphne, had slept next to her was empty yet still warm. The girl couldn't be woken up by anything except for the smell of breakfast in the morning. The blonde girl snuggled up tight in a thick woolly sweater and made her way downstairs.

Daphne, Uncle Jake, Red and Granny sat down at the table eating up their fill. Grinning, she sat in the empty seat between her sister and Red. She almost cried at delight when she saw the food. It was normal.

'Merry Christmas Sabrina,' Granny Relda said, clasping her hand.

'Merry Christmas 'Brina,' Uncle Jake said, tearing out a bite of a piece of turkey. Daphne hugged her – Sabrina suspected her mouth was overloaded with chewed-up food – and Red smiled affectionately. She probably hasn't had a sane Christmas in a long time.

The blonde girl took some turkey from the big plate in the middle of the table and her smile quickly when she discovered the stuffing was a swirl of purple and pink. Grumbling, she scraped it off and ate, thanking the heavens that the turkey was still relatively normal.

'You got a new bag from me and Red, a CD player from Uncle Jake and a CD with Bess' best songs from Granny,' Daphne said between bites. Her pigtails almost stood on end with all the excitement in the air. Sabrina scowled.

'I thought I was supposed to open my presents,' Sabrina snapped. Daphne cringed.

'Sorry, I got a bit carried away,' Daphne admitted but Sabrina grinned and hugged her. Nothing could ruin her day. Nothing.

'Sabrina dear, do you think you could go up and tell Puck to come down to eat,' Granny asked. 'I'm surprised he hasn't come down already'.

When Sabrina didn't move Granny tried again. 'Please Sabrina?'

'Fine,' she sighed and wiping her mouth roughly on a tissue she made her way upstairs. She was expecting some nasty prank but what awaited her in the fairy boy's room was bigger, badder and grosser than she had ever imagined.

'Puck?' Sabrina said timidly. When no one answered she stepped through the door to have it shut behind her. Sabrina yelped as a chimpanzee dressed up as an army soldier grunted beside her. Before long, Puck was floating in the air in front of her, pink wings and all.

'Granny says you have to come down for Christmas,' Sabrina snapped. She tried leaving but the door was locked.

'Grimm, you know I would love to go down but there's something I want to see first,' he smirked. 'See that hanging up above your head? That's mistletoe'.

Sabrina looked up. She suddenly got a very sick feeling in her stomach.

'And see that someone that you're standing next too,' the flying boy pointing to the hairy chimp standing next to her. 'That's Sullivan'.

Swivelling slowly to face the chimp she saw that it had began puckering up. Behind its pink lips Sabrina saw a world of horrors. Its teeth were a gross yellowy colour and its breath made her gag. She swore she could see the remnants of last night's dinner left in there. There was no absolute way she was gonna kiss this chimpanzee.

'I'll pound you if you don't let me out right now,' Sabrina said, half-screaming.

'Them the rules, Fartface,' Puck replied nonchalantly, picking at the dirt under his fingernails. Sabrina knew he was right. She also knew he would never let her out until she did.

He smirked. 'Unless'.

'Unless?' Sabrina glared at him. This could not be good. Puck landed down lightly on one foot, his wings folding back.

'You kiss me'.

'What!'

She gagged, coughing and spluttering. Her kiss him? No fricking way! Once she had finished her little fit she faced the smirking Puck again.

'Hasn't that happened one too many times?' she growled. She looked at her two choices. Puck was the obvious choice but he wasn't going to let her hear the end of it until she had drew her last breath as a human.

'But you punched me last time so it doesn't count,' Puck replied, smirking as he came to stand next to her under the mistletoe. Sullivan grunted and ran off into the trees. Puck bent down, putting his face an inch away from hers. Sabrina couldn't help blushing. She hadn't noticed how tall he was getting.

She stepped back (quite reluctantly, one must say) and held up her clenched fist. 'What makes you think I won't this time either'.

Suddenly someone knocked on the door and opened it, poking their head inside grinning. It was Uncle Jake along with his loopy grin he always carried around. He held a glowing amulet in his hand which had probably unlocked the door. Sabrina let out a sigh of relief and let her hands fall down by her sides.

'You two have been up here for quite a while,' Uncle Jake said. He winked. 'Let's get down for Christmas'.

Puck grinned. Turning to Sabrina he blew her a kiss then wings sprouting from his back, flew out the door, through the hall and down the stairs. The blonde girl let out a snarl of irritation. She kicked the door with her foot. It hurt.

And unfortunately the door closed, and automatically locked itself. And her in.

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