This is my first fic/joke of one. It makes no sense, but at least it's fun
"Ouch that looks like it hurts, Hidan." Kakuzu said.
"It does. What do you think getting stabbed through the heart feels like?" Hidan replied.
"Like a happy rainbow!" said Tobi, "Because Tobi is a good boy."
"DIE!" Hidan said as he attempted to kill Tobi.
"I'mhavingfundoyouthinkthisisfuni'mseeingunicornsandfishcreamandtheleadersmachinegun" Tobi said at mach 7
"DI- wait you see Pein's machine gun"
"Yes"
"Where"
"Up there"
"You idiot! That's a machete!" Kakuzu screamed.
"How should Tobi know because Tobi is a go- IT DOES, IT DOES FEEL LIKE A HAPPY RAINBOW!!!"
"Why won't he DIE!"
That's all folks!