TO: dancingqueen69@hotmail.com
FROM: revived45@hotmail.com
NATHAN MALONEY STRIKES AGAIN
HAZEL
Name: Alexander Perry
Age: Never ask a lady her age! Ha ha!
Occupation: Unemployed, my last boss wanted me to work on a Saturday night, me? A gay man! The cheek of it!
Location: Manchester, mostly Canal Street
Height: oh, I don't know!
Weight: Light enough to be on top that's all you need to know!
Sexual Preference: men and lots of them!
Religion: Homosexuality!
Nicknames: Al, Alex
~~~~LIKES~~~~
TV Show: Channel Five porn!
Movie: Porn!
Music: ABBA!
Sound: men!
Smell: men!
Book: books?
Song: Dancing Queen
Winter Activity: Going out, shopping, sex
Summer Activity: Sex, shopping, going out
Food: Chocolate
Drink: Tequila! It make me happy!
Who do you love the most: Hazel! She's fab! Oh Vince you're so lucky!
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~
TV Show: Blind Date is so over! Ta-ra Cilla!
Movie: Titanic, it made me cry, Vince took me to see it
Music: That fake ABBA.I can't remember what they're called
Sound: Dane's moaning
Smell: Dane! Ha ha ha!
Book: books? No love!
Song: Any song that Dane slays on Karaoke nights
Winter Activity: Watching Stuart Alan Jones cop off so easily, bastard!
Summer Activity: same as above, the twat!
Food: anything Bernie 'cooks'
Drink: Nathan's weak tea
Who do you hate the most: My parents! Fuck 'em! Just fuck 'em!
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~
Have sex: Not as much as I'd like to, then again, I am judging myself against Stuart Alan Jones here
Drink: I love a drink!
Smoke: When I can be bothered
Do drugs: No Stuart won't let me, he says I'm bad enough
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Shag any and every guy I meet, get Stuart to shag Vince, they're so annoying!
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: the way things are going, Dane
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'Fuck' 'Twat'
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: Be more attractive to men!
Greatest life accomplishment: Surviving a night out with Stuart Alan Jones
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: If he was cute
What is under your bed?: you?
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: I think it's fab!
FROM: revived45@hotmail.com
NATHAN MALONEY STRIKES AGAIN
HAZEL
Name: Alexander Perry
Age: Never ask a lady her age! Ha ha!
Occupation: Unemployed, my last boss wanted me to work on a Saturday night, me? A gay man! The cheek of it!
Location: Manchester, mostly Canal Street
Height: oh, I don't know!
Weight: Light enough to be on top that's all you need to know!
Sexual Preference: men and lots of them!
Religion: Homosexuality!
Nicknames: Al, Alex
~~~~LIKES~~~~
TV Show: Channel Five porn!
Movie: Porn!
Music: ABBA!
Sound: men!
Smell: men!
Book: books?
Song: Dancing Queen
Winter Activity: Going out, shopping, sex
Summer Activity: Sex, shopping, going out
Food: Chocolate
Drink: Tequila! It make me happy!
Who do you love the most: Hazel! She's fab! Oh Vince you're so lucky!
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~
TV Show: Blind Date is so over! Ta-ra Cilla!
Movie: Titanic, it made me cry, Vince took me to see it
Music: That fake ABBA.I can't remember what they're called
Sound: Dane's moaning
Smell: Dane! Ha ha ha!
Book: books? No love!
Song: Any song that Dane slays on Karaoke nights
Winter Activity: Watching Stuart Alan Jones cop off so easily, bastard!
Summer Activity: same as above, the twat!
Food: anything Bernie 'cooks'
Drink: Nathan's weak tea
Who do you hate the most: My parents! Fuck 'em! Just fuck 'em!
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~
Have sex: Not as much as I'd like to, then again, I am judging myself against Stuart Alan Jones here
Drink: I love a drink!
Smoke: When I can be bothered
Do drugs: No Stuart won't let me, he says I'm bad enough
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Shag any and every guy I meet, get Stuart to shag Vince, they're so annoying!
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: the way things are going, Dane
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'Fuck' 'Twat'
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: Be more attractive to men!
Greatest life accomplishment: Surviving a night out with Stuart Alan Jones
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: If he was cute
What is under your bed?: you?
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: I think it's fab!