This story is for The "Wrong" Couple Challenge by NoCleverNameForMoony

Pairing: Remus/Sirius

Prompts: Drawing, World of Warcraft, Quidditch, Bacon

Era: Marauders, Post Hogwarts

The Annoying Habits of Sirius Black

Remus POV

I woke up the morning after the full moon to smell food coming from the kitchen. It smelled like pancakes, eggs, sausage, and bacon. Like always I was starving, so before I thought better of it, I quickly stood up and began to head towards the kitchen. I was halfway across the room before the room began to swim and my legs gave out. This is one of the downsides of the day after the full moon I was not only still feeling awful from the full moon, but I would get short spurts of energy that would leave me weaker than before.

By the time I made it to the kitchen I saw that almost all of the food was eaten. It looked like it had been enough to feed six to eight people. I ate the remaining food and then headed back upstairs to shower. After I showered and dressed I came out of the bathroom and tripped over Sirius' art supplies that were laying on the floor of our bedroom.

When I came back downstairs an hour later I found all the dishes still sitting unwashed in the kitchen. I went into the living room where I found Sirius on the computer playing World of Warcraft. Sirius looked up from his game for a second and said, "Hey Moony, you feeling better? I made you breakfast if you haven't been to the kitchen yet."

"Don't you 'Hey Moony' me. It's the day after the bloody Full Moon and you haven't done anything to make sure I feel better! And that breakfast you made was almost completely eaten by you! Not only has that happened this morning, but I've tripped over your stupid art supplies and drawings that you've left all over the flat!" I yelled.

"Rem, calm down. If you want I'll let you spend the rest of the day in bed," Sirius said while guiding me over to the couch.

"NO, SIRIUS! I DON'T WANT YOUR COMPASSION NOW THAT I'M MAD AT YOU! I WANT YOU TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND WHAT I'M SAYING! I'M ABSOLUTELY SICK OF YOU BLOWING ME OFF AND PUTTING YOUR OWN THINGS BEFORE ME! I HATE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO ME AND WHENEVER WE HAVE A CONVERSATION IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO LILY AND JAMES OR QUIDDITCH! I love you Sirius, but I don't want to stay with someone who only bothers to be around me because I cook and clean for them. If that's what you want then go get a maid, because I'm through with you and this stupid bloody relationship that isn't worth a damn thing," I told him before storming away towards the door.

"Remus wait, I'm sorr- was the last thing I heard before everything went black.

The Annoying Habits of Sirius Black

I woke up to mind myself in Sirius and mine's bed. The last thing I remembered was Sirius trying to stop me from leaving.

"Oh good you're up. Now before you say anything, I want to apologize for everything especially the way I've been acting lately. I've cleaned all the dishes from breakfast, put away all my art supplies and drawings, did the laundry, and cleaned the rest of the house, and if that's not enough to make it up to you I hope this is," Sirius said before bringing a tray of food into the room.

On the tray was a steak that was still a bit rare, potatoes, a glass of wine, a bowl of chocolate, and a dark red rose. It was one of the sweetest things Sirius had ever done for me. "Oh Sirius, come here. I love you even though you infuriate me and drive me crazy. I love you," I said before snuggling up next to Sirius who had sat down next to me.

"I love you too, Rem, I love you too."

The Annoying Habits of Sirius Black