Here's the author's rant about nothing thingy…a few days ago, I wore a skirt to school. Now if you knew who I was, you would know that I absolutely loath skirts! But we had a project in Teen Leadership so I wore the stupid skirt. Apparently, I have nice legs or so my friends/teacher/ex-girlfriend/current-girlfriend say…heck even I think they're right. God I love my legs…okay I'm done

I own NOTHING! Except for Naruto and Sasuke's baby…lol not really…but in a way…stop it!

Chapter 1

It was a nice sunny day in Konoha, just like any other day. However, today was great day for Sasuke was returning home from his mission. It had been three days since Sasuke left and he was more than happy to return home, not that he showed it. Of course, the only reason as to why the Uchiha was happy was that he'd get to see his blonde husband. The two lovers got married about a year after the whole closet incident. In truth, Sasuke never really forgave Ino and Sakura for that but at the same time, he was glad that they did. But what pissed him off the most was that not a single person in this damn world was at all surprised that the two got together. Sasuke would have started on a little killing spree if Naruto hadn't…yeah lets not get into that.

Any ways, not exactly everyone was happy about the two getting together but they never showed it. For instance, take Neji for example, even though he kinda helped Sakura and Ino in getting Naruto and Sasuke together, he didn't like the idea of his Naruto being with that bastard. Neither did Gaara when word got to him from Temari, who was told by Shikamaru. Gaara didn't believe this, so he went to Konoha himself claiming it was just to visit when actually it was to see if it was true. When he found it to be true, he sulked by himself. Neji saw him one night, and he wasn't sure as to what had possessed him, but he sat with the boy and sulked with him. A few days of sulking together, the two started developing feelings toward one another. Now Neji is a shinobi in Suna…not to mention Gaara's husband.

Sakura and Ino decided to play matchmaker again on Shikamaru and Temari. They didn't fall for that whole 'locked in the closet' thing like Sasuke and Naruto. Those two on trying to pair them up were annoying Shikamaru and Temari. Temari would have beaten the hell out of them but she was too busy yelling at Shikamaru for being too lazy to help her. The lazy bum solved the problem and asked Temari on a date. 'A' being singular not plural. However, after the first date they went on another one. Then another one. Then another one. And they've been dating ever since.

But Sakura and Ino didn't stop playing matchmaker. They thought that Shino needed someone and since he wasn't gay or even bi, they had to find a perfect girl for him. One day, when Shino, Sakura, and Naruto were on a mission together in Mist Village, they met this girl, Chihiro, who seemed to take an interest in Shino's bugs. The bug lover seemed to have fun in explaining things about bugs to the girl. Sakura and Naruto thought they had lost their minds when Shino said a joke to the girl and he actually laughed! No one in the village believed it when they got back. Shino denied every bit of it. But he always makes this little face when a mission for Mist comes up. Plus he's the first to request it no matter how stupid or low ranked the mission is. Kiba calls Shino and Chihiro's relationship a long distance one. Not even Kiba escaped the SakuIno matchmaking duo. For some strange reason they had the idea that Kiba had a thing for Hinata so they tried to hook them up. Both Hinata and Kiba accepted the idea of a date. But unlike Shikamaru and Temari, they didn't go on any more dates. Instead, they just hung out like friends and it's been that way ever since. With all this pairing people together, Sakura and Ino were feeling somewhat lonely, so they set out to find each other a man. The guys they picked pissed one another off but Sakura gave Lee a chance just like Ino gave Choji one. Sakura was surprised at how much she liked hers and Lee's date. Unfortunately, Lee has yet to propose to her. Choji on the other hand, proposed to Ino about a year and a half after they started dating. In a few months, Ino's going to give birth to their first-born. She stopped letting Choji go on missions once she was in the third trimester.

If only Naruto were like that. Speaking of Naruto, here he comes. A smirk makes its way to Sasuke's lips. Naruto wrapped his arms around his husband's neck and gave him a peck on the cheek. Sasuke places his hands on either side of the blonde boy's waist. "So how'd the mission go Teme?" you'd think that after being together for three years, they wouldn't call each other 'teme' or 'dobe'. But what most people don't realize is that those are their pet names for each other instead of 'Sugar Bear' or 'Honey Poo' or something as sickening as that.

"Dull." Sasuke's voice sounded dull. "And how did it go without me here to molest you?"

"Uncomfortably peaceful," Naruto pouted. Then he placed his hand on his swollen stomach. "Me and the baby really missed you." Sasuke placed his hand on his pregnant husband's tummy. Naruto had been with child for about four, almost five, months and he refuses to let Sasuke stay home. The raven haired had tried everything to make Naruto agree with him that he should be here with Naruto incase he needed his help or if something went wrong. Ever time Sasuke used the last part as an excuse to stay, they would get into a big argument. Neither of them liked the thought of something bad happening during the pregnancy so Naruto would go to Tsunade at least twice a week to make sure everything was okay, which is where he was heading to before he saw Sasuke. Since Sasuke had to give her his report anyways, he walked with Naruto to the Hokage Tower.

When they reached Tsunade's office, said Hokage was passed out and drooling all over her desk, and if you look closely you can see her sake bottle, how like her. Like the thousand times before, Naruto picked up the nearest book and slammed it on the desk next to Tsunade's ear. And like the many times before, Tsunade woke up abruptly and threatened the boy who would say that she shouldn't threaten someone who's pregnant. That would lead to her saying that, him being pregnant means that he's a girl, which lead to Naruto getting pissy and whine to Sasuke who would ignore both of them. Poor Naruto everyone's picking on him. Ten minutes later, Sasuke and Naruto leave the Hokage Tower. Looks like everything is going smoothly in the pregnancy. Sasuke still remembers when Tsunade told them that Naruto was pregnant all those months ago.

Naruto had been throwing up a lot in the morning. Sasuke had thought that he could be pregnant but knew that it was impossible for a male to get pregnant. Since neither of them could figure out what was wrong, they went to Tsunade for answers. She couldn't believe it even if she was the one who personally examined him. But then she remembered that Kyuubi doesn't have a gender and can produce a child. It only makes since that Kyuubi changed Naruto's body so that he can too. Now doubt that Naruto yelled repeatedly at his stomach, where Kyuubi was located. You can almost hear the fox demon laughing at the boy from inside. There was really only one thing on Sasuke's mind when Tsunade told him. Could they still have sex? Naruto tried to kill him for saying that but once Tsunade said that it was okay, Sasuke poofed he and Naruto somewhere else. Yep that was a very pleasant ending for the both of them that day.

Anyways, back to what's going on now. The two expecting parents were currently walking down the street. Occasionally, people would come up to them and start rubbing Naruto's stomach and say something along the lines of "It's going to be such a cutie when it's born" or "How's the soon-to-be Uchiha baby doing?" or ask some kind of question to the unborn child as if expecting it to answer them. Sasuke would roll his eyes and glare to the people (mostly women) to back off what's his. That would make Naruto yell at him and tell him to stop being such a possessive bastard. Finally, after many hours of people rubbing Naruto's stomach, Sasuke glaring at them, and Naruto yelling at him, the two made it home. The raven haired male flopped down on the couch. Today had been too long and after that mission, he really needed to relax.

Naruto sat on the edge of the couch. He loved watching his husband sleep for the fact the Sasuke looked so peaceful and so damn SEXY! The blonde bit his bottom lip as he raised his hand over to the body next to him.

The sharingan user wasn't stupid when he felt someone remove all his ANDU armor and drop them to the floor. He knew very well that it was Naruto. That was one of the many things that Sasuke noticed about Naruto when he's pregnant. Usually Naruto would just watch the boy sleep for a while then leave to do something or sleep next to or on top of him. However, when he became pregnant, Naruto would sometimes touch his skin or remove his clothes like he is now and then that would lead to a nice little fuck. Speaking of sex, that's another thing that seemed to change a bit. The blonde acted very impatient when they were 'making love' and plus he would scratch Sasuke's back to where it almost or does bleed.

When Naruto removed all of the older boy's armor, he saw that Sasuke was wearing his usual black shirt. Ew…he was only one layer away from touching that nice smooth skin. As Naruto slipped his hands under Sasuke's shirt, he did butterfly kisses as he pulled the shirt up. Little moans could be heard from the raven haired. The boy could feel himself getting hard. If Naruto didn't stop he just might…wait! Why'd Naruto stop? Sasuke opened his onyx eyes to see that the boy had sat up and was touching his stomach with a dumbfounded look on his face. The Uchiha sat up and looked at Naruto with concern. "Naru-"

"I felt it Sasuke!" Naruto beamed. He quickly grabbed Sasuke's hand and placed it on his stomach. Sasuke thought Naruto had lost his mind because he didn't fee- The older male stared in amazement at the stomach. He wasn't exactly sure what he felt but he knows that he felt something. The blonde was happy beyond all reasoning. It was the first time he felt the baby move so this is kind of expected of him. Even Sasuke was quiet happy. He had never felt a unborn move. He wonders what it's going to be like when the baby is finally born. That just excites Sasuke more and yet, it scares him like hell.

"What's wrong Sasuke?" Naruto asked when he noticed that sad look on Sasuke's face.

"Nothing, it's just…" Sasuke trailed off. He rubbed Naruto's tummy as he continued. "Well, I was thinking, what if the baby doesn't like me?"

The blonde had to muffle his laughter. "Sasuke don't be stupid. Why on earth wouldn't he or she like you?"

"I don't know it's just in some cases, the baby would show more affection to its mother more than the father…"

"Or it will show more affection to the father more than the mother. Or it would love them both equally or just flat out hate us and cry every chance it gets." Naruto placed his hand on Sasuke's. "There's no telling what the baby may be like when its born. But if it has black hair and eyes like you, I'm not speaking to you for a whole month." the blonde said this almost as if he meant it. He just might too.

"Hn."

Naruto flashed his big grin at his lover. Then the happy couple went back to admiring Naruto's stomach. God when is the baby gonna hurry up and be here? They were dieing to see there precious bundle of joy out of Naruto. Too bad they don't know that, that may happen sooner than expected.

Ahhhhhh!! I'm mean! I'm mean! I'm such a bad person! I want to say why but I cant!!

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