"...Wait, I thought they were Christian?"
"No, they're Jewish."
"...But they celebrate Christmas." Misto sighed, rubbing his forehead.
"Yes. That is for Tara and Dante, who aren't religious. They prefer to celebrate Christmas, for reasons I never heard." Tugger blinked, then looked over at Munkustrap, who was just as bewildered.
"...Right. So, Tara and Dante get the Christmas gifts; Paige, Kira, Kieren and Aiden get the dreidels and the...uhh..." Tugger closed his eyes, trying to remember the name of the foil-wrapped chocolate coins in the small boxes.
"Chocolate gelt for Hanukkah." Munkustrap supplied, still looking a bit bemused.
"Right. And then Taylor, Viviana, Damien and Andredorian..." He trailed off, blinking at the next group of gifts then looking up at Misto confused all over again. Misto sighed.
"They aren't Jewish, and they celebrate Kwanzaa. So, I made them all necklaces, and the antelope statue for Vivi, the book of folk tales Andre, the basket for Tay and the outfit for Damien." Misto explained. Tugger and Munkustrap blinked at him, then Munkustrap slowly nodded.
"Alright...I'm still a bit confused as to how they celebrate three different holidays, though." Munkustrap confessed.
"Well, they have a fake tree spray painted red, green, black, white and blue, decorated with-"
"Wait, why is the tree fake and spray painted those colors?"
"It's fake so it can be spray painted, and black green and red are the traditional colors of Kwanzaa, while blue and white are traditional for Hanukkah. Anyways, the tree is decorated with small ball ornaments, menorahs and Kinara's-"
"Huh?"
"Candle holders for Kwanzaa."
"Oh..."
"And then they incorporate a bunch of other traditional decorations, usually in the colors of the holiday. Understand?"
"...Not really." Munkustrap confessed, Tugger nodding his agreement. Misto sighed, then looked at a small clock he had repaired and gotten working.
"I'd try to explain, but if I did we'd probably be late. Maybe Tara or someone will do better then I did."
As the small tuxedo gathered the gifts together, his maned boyfriend was still trying to make some sense of what he had been told. Once Misto had teleported them to his cousins' house, Tugger shook his head.
"I still don't understand how they celebrate all three holidays at once, without any clash." Tugger said as Misto knocked on the door. A second later, Tugger shrugged. "Then again, there's a lot I don't understand when it comes to you're cousins. Like how they're all your cousins when only two are related to you by blood..." Munkustrap grimaced.
"You aren't the only one." Misto opened his mouth, but at that moment, Tara flung open the door and said two words that cleared the holiday issue up for Munkustrap and Tugger, while causing Misto to face-palm:
"Happy Christmahanukwanzakamas!"
...Yeah, I don't know either. I just wanted to write a fic to use 'Christmahanukwanzakamas' and this happened...I looked it up and all of the information is true. I hope that no one takes any offense to anything here, since that wasn't my intention. Happy holidays to everyone! Insane Tara, 'till insanity takes over!