I was searching the other day, and I saw this one pic, where there was Edward Cullen getting kneed in the face by Edward Elric. I had to write this.
Just because it would be long, and I'm lazy, I'm going to address them by their last names
Elric, was sent by Winry to go back to their home town.
He figured that he would travel through the vast forest that was behind their old house.
While in the forest, he got lost.
Wandering for three days, and he met the other edge of the forest, where supposedly no one had been before.
This was Edward Elric we were talking about, so being him he had to find out what was on the other side.
There was a big brick wall. (kind of like over the hedge)
He used alchemy to pass right through the wall and onto the other side.
There was a complete 3d world on this side.
He didn't know it but right next to him was Bella's house.
Wanting to find food, he moseyed up to the front door.
He knocked and Edward Cullen opened the door for him.
Not knowing who the little guy was he called out to Bella "Hay, Bella did you invite someone."
Bella shouted back "No"
Cullen stared at Ed for a while, so Ed took this as a chance to go inside.
"Why are you so short?" Cullen asked out of the blue, and he regretted ever opening his pixy mouth.
"ssss-short?" Elric stuttered, fuming.
Still unaware of the situation that he was in he just repeated the word like he was talking to someone impaired.
Ed lost his cool and punched him in the stomach.
Being the little girl that he was Edward sprinkled him with a bottle of glitter chanting "power of the glitter vampires unite!"
Ed's eye started to twitch, then Edward called Ed short one last time, and Ed face kneed him, right when Bella came into the room. Making her call for her cop of a father, chasing Ed out of the house.
Never to return hopefully.
Hope you likey, I really don't know why I wrote this.