This, my people, is how a certian Lava Mob became the king of cacti and lava.
One day, said lava mob was talking to The Holy Cactus. Now, The Holy Cactus was a god to the lava mob. The lava mob worshipped this God day in, day out. But, one day, Preston dun goofed up... He sinned.
"OH, HOLY CACTUS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS!" Preston yelled to the cactus that was in a small pot.
"YES, PRESTON, MY CHILD, I SHALL FORGIVE YOU THIS ONE TIME. BUT, NEXT TIME, I WILL POKE YOU TO DEATH!" The Holy Cactus stated. Preston sighed a beautiful sigh of relief.
"THANK YOU HOLY CACTUS JESUS, FOR I WILL NEVER SIN AGAIN... IF I DO, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO CALL ME A PLEB." Preston added. He was giving this cactus great permission here. But, the Holy Cactus was not pleased.
"I AM THE HOLY FUDGING CACTUS, I DO WHAT I WANT!" The Holy Cactus, who Preston suddenly hated, declared. Prston was going to fight this cactus, and become the ruler of cactus, too.
"EXCUSE ME, I AM HOLY LAVA I DO WHATEVER I WANT. YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!" With that, the cactus tried to poke the lava. However, lava is lava, and The Holy Cactus failed at their attempt to hurt the lava. Preston, or now known as Holy Lava, inhaled the cactus useing his magical lava powers.
"I AM O. P. HA GET REKT M8!" Holy Lava exclaimed, useing four exclamation points. "WHOOP WHOOP! I AM THE KING OF LAVA AND FUDGING CACTUS NOW!"
And that is how Preston became who we all know today.
(A/N): HELLO MY PEOPLE! This is a fanfiction that originally I made talking to my friend, but I decided to convert it into this. It was based off of the picture that is shown way above, because it looks like Preston is holding the cactus like it is holy. ANYWAY! I hope you all enjoyed! Preston, if you are reading this, I thank you for making videos for everyone to watch. This is my tribute to you, although it is nothing compared to what you do. I hope I made you laugh! Bye for now!