He walks into the main room in Mount Justice and sees M'gann, Artemis, Dick, Garfield, Tim, and some weird horse shaped animal.
"Uh Conner you weren't supposed to be back yet." M'gann says as she and everyone steps in front of the horse like figure.
"What's that?" Conner asks.
"Uh… nothing." Replies Dick.
Conner pushes everyone out of the way and steps up to-
"A unicorn?"
"A yeah it's yours. Happy anniversary baby." Says his girlfriend of two years
M'gann.
"Surprise!" Everyone else says in unison.
"So what are you going to name it?" The very excited monkey man hybrid Garfield asked his friend.
"Unicorn."
"Baby that's very generic for something this extravagant. Don't you think you should go with another name?"
"Fine its name is Meghan. Happy?"
"Um this thing is clearly a boy." Garfield said bending over to check the magical creature.
"Fine then it name is... Nelson."
"Conner that's my dog's name." Said Artemis.
"FINE THEN ITS NAME IS BATMAN AND THAT'S FINAL!" Conner said angrily.
"How did you even get a unicorn M'gann those things don't even exist?" Asked
Tim.
"Well on Mars they exist."
"Nothing on your planet except for dirt and the Mars Rover exist on Mars."
"The Mars Rover crashed into a rock." Dick said from behind the third Robin.
"Nothing on your planet exists except for dirt." Tim said correcting himself.