On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of fish fingers , rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a flickering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There he stood in the doorway;
I heard the Cloister bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then he lit up a candle and he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Gallifrey
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Gallifrey
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is Silence-twisted, she got the River Song curls.
She got a lot of pretty, pretty men she calls girls
How they dance in the console room, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Brigadier,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Gallifrey
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Gallifrey
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Circles on the walls here,
The pale custard on ice
And he said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in The Master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, Iwas
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the Doctor,
"She is programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "