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Daphne Wienerslave was a natural beauty, of course. She made the fairies jealous. She made the gods and goddesses jealous. More importantly, she made Annabeth jealous. She had butt-length,

blonde hair and eyes so bright you would disintegrate if you ever looked directly at them. And she was going to Camp Half-Blood. Daphne Wienerslave wasn't even a demigod—she just wanted to

come, so, being Daphne Wienerslave, she could. She could sing perfectly, she could dance like a stripper, and some would say she was as beautiful as Aphrodite herself. Her chauffer, Bilbo Baggins

stopped the super sleek pink limousine.

"Oh, we must have arrived at Camp Half-Blood!" Daphne sang out in a melodic voice. Bilbo Baggins muttered some curses in Greek. He was one of the few males on the earth who weren't awestruck by

Daphne. Little did Daphne know, no one in Camp Half-Blood would be attracted to her. They had already witnessed the sexiest of genders, the most beautiful of women, and the hottest of men. She

saw the campers being attacked by a giant rhinoceros, and she flipped her hair back, pressing her bracelet (similar to Thalia's), transforming her skin-tight clothing into an atom tight suit.

"Daphne Wienerslave to the rescue," She said seductively to Bilbo Baggins, who was standing behind her, holding an AK-105 pistol, his eyes shut tight.

"Come on, Bilbo," he muttered in Greek. "Shoot the girl and get it over with." By the time his finger pressed down on the trigger, Daphne had already begun sprinting toward the hill, dancing to Jonas

Brothers along the way. Daphne Wienerslave had a plan all formed in her head—one, she would jump in front of the fearful campers (to give them a good look at her ass) and attempt to seduce the

animal with her sexy Megan Fox moves she had learned at Cheerleading camp. Bilbo's bullet sailed across the camp and was imbedded into the Rhino's head, but Daphne thought that she had caused

the Rhino to collapse in lust at her beautiful body.

"Success, my maidens!" She cried, continuing to do Megan fox moves to the Jonas Brothers music.

"IT BURNSSSS!" Beckendorf screamed, covering his ears with his palms. "TURN IT OFF!"

"Hey, at least it isn't Justin Bieber," Grover commented. Grover waddled over to the boom box and shut it off. Daphne's eyes flashed as she looked at Grover, her hair

flowing in the wind with perfect timing.

"Don't look at my eyes," She purred, smiling sexily. "You'll disintegrate if you do." Grover almost fell over.

"How did you do that?" Percy demanded, angry that the attention had been turned away from him. Daphne strutted over to him, and licked his ear.

"I have my ways…darling." Daphne hissed. Percy jumped back.

"Ugh, gross! You got spit all over me!" Percy snapped at her, slapping her hand away. Annabeth, who was standing where the Rhino had disintegrated, held up a bullet.

"She didn't kill it, Percy. It was a bullet." Annabeth called to the onlookers, who shuffled in confusion.

"Who owns a gun here? Besides Luke, I mean." Percy said, nodding at Luke, who was admiring himself in the mirror with Silena.

"Well, girlfriend, it sure wasn't me!" Luke called out, giggling. They heard a despaired scream coming from over the border.

"NOO! SHE JUST WON'T DIE!" Everyone's heads swiveled toward the sound of Bilbo's voice. He jumped into the limousine and sped away into the day before anyone could say anything.

"O-o-okay then." Percy said, confused.