Love With No Regrets: Prologue
In Akatsuki the most preferable member is Uchiha Itachi *look, in my story everyone in Akatsuki is either gay or bisexual. If ya don't like the fact don't read this!*, everyone wants to get into his pants. Why? Well it's because he is one of the strongest member, is a prodigy who mastered the 'Mangekyo Sharingan' at a very young age, is innocent to love, mysterious, and most importantly... He is drop-dead gorgeous, perfect figure along with beautiful facial features, absolutely no negative points.
The second is Akatsuna no Sasori, cute face and is strong. Although his negative points are that his eyes are always half-closed, he gives off a murdering aura, and is a puppet freak. It seems that to go near Sasori or Itachi is almost impossible, because of their aura's, although Itachi just glares while Sasori threats to kill.
Third most popular are Deidara and Hidan. Deidara resembles a girl and is a explosive expert, his negative points are that he has creepy mouths on his hands, isn't really that strong for an Akatsuki, he's sometimes suicidally annoying, wears a weird machine on his left eye (which he only takes off for his lovers to see), and has a speech problem. Hidan is good-looking and is immortal, although he is emo, a swearing freak, and he can be a pain in the ass.
4th most popular is the Leader Pein *The real way to spell his name is Pain but I don't want any confusions with the actual word, pain, so I'll spell his name like this* he is the strongest Akatsuki and is has a cool attitude, sadly he has waaaay too many peircings which wrecks his face.
The rest are mostly scumbags. Tobi is too annoying for his own good, no one has seen his face. Zetsu has a split personality and is creepy. Kakuzu is freaky and creepy also he's a moneyaholic. Kisame is... well... ugly, scary and creepy. No one has anything for Konan because she is a female, they're all gay besides Pein, but he's bisexual.
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Itachi walked down the hall and into his room, he walked inside and turned to lock the door when he was attacked by Hidan and Deidara from behind.
"Gotcha Ita-chan, un," Deidara giggled childishly resting his chin on Itachi's shoulder.
"You're fucking late," complained Hidan kissing Itachi's neck.
"Off me... NOW," came the Uchiha's command.
"B-but... NO, un! You're always like this, un. Bossy, I can never touch you for even 5 minutes, un," said Deidara pouting.
"I agree with blondie. How are we suppose to fuck you if we can't touch you?" Hidan asked squeezing the Sharingan user's waist. Both the blonde and raven blushed dark red.
"It's too soon for that... We've only been together for 3 months," said Itachi walking over to his armchair and slumped down.
"But do you love us, un?"
"W-well yes-"
"Then that's all that fucken matters!" Hidan inturupted. Deidara nodded and looked over to Itachi with sparkling eyes.
"Okay fine, you got a point, but I want to be mentally prepared. Also meaning we can't do it today," Itachi said smirking.
"Awww, but - but - but I wanted to fuck you both!" Hidan whined, Deidara and Itachi giggled.
"But no sex doesn't mean I can't kiss you right Ita-chan, un?"
"Yeah! I always wanted to taste your fucking lips," Itachi blushed light pink.
"O-okay. Fine, come here," he said after a few seconds of thinking. Deidara jumped at him before Hidan could have a chance to move, and smacked his lips on top of the Uchiha's stuffing his tongue in. Itachi went wide-eyed but kissed back, while their tongues fight for dominence Hidan stared angrily.
"Blondie that's cheating!" He accused pointing at Deidara.
"Don't call me blondie, also... THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! I STOLE ITA-CHAN'S FIRST KISS! MWAHAHAHA," Deidara laughed evilly and went back to kissing. He love Itachi's taste, the smell of strawberry and taste of creamy chocolate *its like when you eat chocolate ice-cream while smelling a strawberry. I'm not sure if you've tried it before but I strongly recommend you to*.
Itachi broke away from the kiss and said,"Actually... My first kiss was with my little brother..." Hidan's and Deidara's jaw dropped to the ground.
"WHAT? THATS INCEST 'un'!" They screamed at Itachi who saw through this and blocked his ears before he would be deafen.
"I know, but what about me is right? Nothing, absolutely nothing, and since he begged so much I thought it would be a nice goodbye gift... But then I had to break away in the middle of the kiss to run away cause Konoha shinobis were trying to capture me, thats also the real reason why he wants to kill me," Itachi said sadly. Hidan and Deidara stared at him in shock, they couldn't believe that that stupid brat stole their Itachi's first kiss.
"You havta be fucking kidding. Okay, where's the Jashin-damn motherfucking brat? I'll teach him for going around kissing his brother!" Hidan exclaimed. Deidara looked at him then back to Itachi.
"Don't you hurt my otouto. He's innocent," said Itachi stroking Deidara's hair. Hidan went over to where they were sitting and leaned down to kiss Itachi.
"Hey! Hidan I didn't have enough yet, un," pouted Deidara as he yanked Hidan's pants trying to pull him off the Uchiha, but Hidan swatted his hand away.
'God, I'm treated like candy, everyone wants a taste of me' Itachi thought as Hidan roughly shove his tongue in the Uchiha's mouth exploring the foreign object. Hidan and Deidara always kissed, they've even had sex before but Itachi is different. He would decline sex and even run away from it, he's untouchable, which makes everyone want him even more. Not like they didn't if he was touchable, but they want him even more when he's untouchable and has that innocent look when it came to talking about love, making everyone want to show him what 'love' is like.
'Mmmm. Do all Uchiha's taste this good? Or is it just him? He taste even better than Deidara' Hidan thought still exploring his lovers mouth.
'Stupid Hidan. I wasn't finished yet' thought Deidara to himself while glaring at his two lovers.
"Okay, enough. You're gonna suffocate me Hidan," Itachi cried out while panting.
"See? He likes kissing me better, un," Deidara said smirking at the Jashinist.
"It's more exciting with me you fucking blondie," The immortal growled back at his blonde lover.
"You guys are so childish. Okay now leave, I need to sleep," Itachi ordered walking to his bed and sitting at the edge. Hidan and Deidara looked at each other and smirked evilly.
"Really Ita-chan?" Hidan asked. The Uchiha, with his bright mind, knew something wasn't right if Hidan spoke so sweetly.
"W-what do you mean?"
"Do you really want us to leave,un?" Deidara answered for Hidan.
"Yes. I. Want. You. To. Leave. It's getting dark now and I need to sleep. Besides I said no sex today," he said.
"Oh? When you said that it was about 11:40pm. It's now 00:05am," the Jashinist reminded him. A look of shock hit Itachi's eyes and he shivered 'Oh shit! But I guess if I tell them not to they won't force me...' he thought.
"B-but it's late now... Another time?" Itachi suggested.
"Hmmm. I dunno, cause I got this when we kissed, un," said Deidara rubbing his erection against Itachi's thigh.
"Go to the bathroom. There are 2 other ways to get rid of it rather then sex you know," the raven haired squeaked.
"Well, Deidara can go to the bathroom but I'm not fucking using any other motherfucking way other than fucking you," Hidan said and he pushed Itachi so his back would hit the soft mattress.
"I was thinking the same thing, un," Deidara climbed onto the bed next to Itachi.
What will they do to him? Or will they even get a chance to?
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Kana: But isn't it called raping if Itachi doesn't want to do it?
Yaya: ~shrugs~ Oh well.
Itachi: Why did I have to be paired with the religious bastard and the bomb freak? Yaya explain yourself!
Yaya: ITA-CHAN! You scared the crap out of me! Umm, well I was dying for some yaoi... At least you're the most popular Akatsuki member in this series! Look on the bright side!
Itachi: Bright side my ass. I'm straight for gods sake! Damn you yaoi fangirls!
Kana: Yaya is crazy thats why. Um Itachi-sama? I'm your fan, can I have your autograph? ~blushing~
Itachi: Okay... What the crap? ~scratches the back of his head~ I never knew I had fangirls...
Yaya: Yeah you do! I'm your biggest fan! ~hugs him and starts kissing him~
Kana: Let go Yaya! He's mine! ~jumps in and starts pulling Itachi away from Yaya~
While Yaya and Kana had a cat fight Hidan and Deidara came on the scene.
Hidan: Hmmm. Wow! Deidara, me and you are paired with the Uchiha!
Itachi: Yeah I know. It's a nightmare.
Deidara: Yay! So dreams DO come true! Ita-chan! ~attempts to kiss Itachi~
Hidan: Well Itachi. Maybe we should act out this story, ay? ~winks at Itachi and tries to pull his pants down while Deidara tries to cut the shirt~
Itachi: NOOOOO! I'm straight!
Kana and Yaya heard all the screaming and turned to see Deidara and Hidan having a major nosebleed next to a shirtless Itachi. Kana and Yaya started having a nosebleed too.
Kana & Yaya: He's ours!
Itachi: You pereverts.
Hidan: ~muttering~ Wow, you're fucking way better than in my dreams.
Deidara: Mine too.
Itachi: O/-\O... You've had dreams about me? You sick bastards! ~runs away~
Hidan & Deidara: Wait for us! We haven't seen enough!
Yaya: Before we go after Ita-chan lets do the usual. ~Kana nods~
Kana & Yaya: 'Love With No Regrets' brought to you by Team YaKa! ^_^VV^_^ ~runs in the direction of Itachi's screaming 'No don't touch me!'