Disclaimer: Idea is mine, but the characters aren't.

AN: I decided to write this for no reason other than what is at the bottom. bored

Of Fox And Fish

I don't get it. Why can't I stop thinking about him? I'm obsessed with the blonde brat and I barely know him! And it's not physical attraction, because he ain't that good looking. I mean, that Sasuke dude's better looking than that, but I see him everywhere I look! I see him in the clouds, in the trees, in the water and even in the falling leaves dammit!

It's his eyes. There's something about them, I just don't know what. It's like he's been hiding behind a mask for years, just waiting for someone to understand him so he may open up. Those cerulean blue eyes that seem, endless, like you could fall in and never find your way back out...

I've told my partner I was going back to Konohagakure to study their weaknesses, but I doubt he believes me. He probably knows I just want to see him again, but I guess he understands. Stupid Uchihas, you think you've got them figured out...

I see him running, eating, goofing around like nothing bothers him, yet if you look closely, he seems so sad. I think he does see those hateful looks the villagers give him, he just chooses to pretend he doesn't so his friends wouldn't worry about something that would be impossible to change.

Yet, I understand him. I've been shunned by everyone as a child for what I was. Beaten up, insulted, cast out, you name it. I think we're alike him and I. He's very good at hiding his feelings though, I'll give him that. But I see him at night, when he thinks no one's watching and he lets his facade down. I've seen him cry himself to sleep, because he's alone. He has good friends, but what good are they if they have no idea of the real him?

When his eyes swell up with tears, tears representing the injustice dealt to him, my heart breaks. I feel like someone's tearing it out and crushing it under their heel. I have to do something about this, this loneliness that will surely push him over the edge of despair someday.

I can't take it anymore. I make my move tonight. As he sleeps, I infiltrate his house. I navigate through it with ought making the slightest noise, for fear of waking him up. I arrive near his bed and take a good look at his features. They look calm now, but you can still see the red marks indicating the tears of loneliness on his cheeks.

I crouch near him, and I start to whisper.

"Kid, you're not alone. I know what's it's like to be shunned, hated for something I can't control." Even though I'm not sure if my words are getting through to him, he seems more peaceful now, so I keep going.

"I want you to know that, even though they may hate you here, I love you, and I hope I always will. It gives me a true reason to live, and for that, I thank you." I lower myself over him, and gently, I brush his lips with my own, giving his unconscious self proof of my feelings.

As his eyes flutter open at the feeling on his lips, I look straight into his eyes, before quickly disappearing from his view. From a nearby rooftop, I observe him. He raises his hand to his mouth, and a smile, small, but real, dawns over his face as understands he is not alone.

And I swear on my Samehade, if ANYONE hurts that little fox brat, I'm going to ensure they get a slow and painful death.

End

ummm...Yeah. After you read this fic, I think you might probably think: " WTF!!! ", and I don't blame you if you do. This is for a contest that says to write a yaoi one shot about a first kiss, and this is it. They also ask to try to be original, and I believe I can't get much more original than this. I'm often bored, so, if you give me a really unusual pairing, I might try to do a one shot, and give you the credit too. But only if you say please and give me an imaginary muffin.

P.S.

My writing style sucks, and my creativity isn't not terrible. Triple negative. heheh. Damn I suck.