So Winter break has finally given me a chance to write out something. Thank the Gods 3~
Here's an AU with my favorite troll lady.
Terezi woke up in a clutterfuck of paperwork she had to get done the night before in order to get into the new school she needed to enter.
"Fuck," she cursed aloud when she noticed that not all of the paperwork she needed was done. Terezi turned to the alarm clock that sat on her desk. Her failing eyesight could barely make out the red 1:43 characters plastered on the black screen. "Gog damnit."
After 17 busy minutes of Terezi digging and scrounging for clothes she burst out of the door with her new paperwork held tightly under her armpit. Only when she arrived on campus did she notice she left her glasses at home. It was wonder she even made it to the school without crashing her car into another unsuspecting driver. She sat in her car a few extra minutes to try to make herself presentable. In the back seat she saw her old beaten up backpack. She swiped it and took out a gray folder where she placed all her papers. Terezi didn't bother taking out any of the existing papers when she stuffed them in. Terezi looked at herself in her cars mirror at try to fix her messy hair. It suck out at odd angles and she couldn't get it to stay down. Terezi tried finger combing it and decided to make it a new style to her. Once she was happy with her light auburn hair she turned to her clothing.
When she saw her shirt she cursed under her breath again. You could clearly see her Scalemates bra under her gray button-down shirt. It seemed like a great idea when you're half asleep and all you've had to eat was half a bag of Cheetos. Her dark blue jeans had evidence of the Cheetos on them also. The bags under her eye's didn't help with her look either. Finally she flung her backpack over her shoulder and made her way to the school.
She walked in the school and looked around at everything. The marble pillars and skylights added elegance to the already refined school. Terezi couldn't make out the painting clearly but she could tell they added more to the elegant scenery.
Terezi finally turned to the woman sitting behind a desk typing into a PDA.
"Do I give my entrance papers to you or someone else?" she asked quietly. The woman looked up at Terezi questionably. Did I fuck this up already? Terezi thought solemnly.
Finally the woman answered back "If everything is already filled out you can just hand it to me and I'll take care of the rest." She smiled. Terezi could finally breathe again. Terezi reached for her backpack when to give her the folder with the paperwork when she realized she left her backpack open and there was no sign of the folder.
"I'll be right back," Terezi said. She walked out of the office quickly with her hands entangled in her hair. "How did I already screw this up?" She muttered aloud.
She sat on a bench that stood just outside of the school, with her hands gripping the sides of her head. All she let out was a long "Ugh."
Terezi thought of looking for the folder, but with her eyes it'd be impossible. Not long after she heard a familiar voice.
"Fucking Scalemates?"
She looked up at the sound of Scalemates. Her eyes landed on a short boy wearing a gray sweatshirt and darker gray pants. He managed to find a gray folder just North of the parking lot Terezi parked her car.
"Whoa, they really are motherfuckin' Scalemates," another voice added. At first she thought they were talking about her bra, but she finally saw someone holding up a drawing she did a few years ago. Immediately she recognized the messy coloring she did of them and the blurred out names on the back of the page. Terezi stood up and rushed over to the two guys holding her folder.
"This is my folder," she said. They both looked at her surprised someone came to claim it.
"You drew all these shitty drawings?" the shorter one asked.
"Who else would?" she ripped the folder our of the taller one's hands.
"How do we know you're not some motherfucking thief trying to take a motherfucker's identity." he questioned.
She opened her mouth to answer but the shorter one began to talk first "Gamzee just look at her fucking bra." Gamzee turned to her breasts and examined her bra's pattern.
"Don't look at my damn bra you dick!" she exclaimed. She snatched the rest of her doodles from Gamzee and stormed back inside the school. Again she found herself of front of the same Secretary once again.
Terezi set the papers on her desk and made her way out but not before she slammed into someone else.
"Watch it. Are you blind?" the person asked sharply.
"Actually yeah I am," Terezi rebuked. "And how can you see with those ridiculous sunglasses?"
"They're cool," he responded. "The least you could do is tell me your name for making fun of my shades."
"Terezi Pyrope, and you made fun of a blind person. Asshole"
"Fair enough. I'm Dave Strider if you really want to know."
Boring Chapter. But I wrote it all in one sitting. Does that count for anything? Leave reviews, please. It's always nice to hear from you asshats.