I haven't done one of these in a while so here goes.
Once, as the story goes, upon a time there were seven little kids who lived with their mamma goat. The mamma goat always told her children to be careful and never ever let anybody inside the house when she was away.
One day when the mamma goat went out a wolf took the opportunity to see if he could get a meal. When he could find no way into the house he decided that the kids would let him in.
'Its your mother here children,' he called 'Please let me in.'
Now the kids weren't that dumb and called back out to him.
'You are not our mother. Your voice is too deep. Go away you awful wolf.'
This really annoyed the wolf that the kids were so insolent so he went to his doctors and had surgery so his voice was as sweet as the mamma goat's.
When she went out again the wolf went to the door again and called for the kids to let him in.
The kids look through the keyhole and saw the wolfs large, clawed hands.
'You are not our mother. Our mother has delicate white hands. Go away you mean old wolf.'
The wolf was so furious that he went back to his doctor and had a very tricky form of lipo- suction preformed on his hands and the hair dyed white.
When the mother went out again he came down and did the same old trick he always did. The kids fell for it. He rushed in and ate up all of the kids except for one who the others told to play hide and seek but never went to find him because he was so annoying. When the mamma goat came back the kid told her what had happened and they went to go find the goat. Unlike other stories when the mamma goat gets the kids back the wolf made short work of her and the kid. He wasn't stupid, he knew they would do something.
Unfortunately for the wolf he found out that the surgery he had had was irreversible and so he became a recluse rather than show his face in public with his white had (the dye being permanent) and high voice.
Moral: Not so much a moral as a question as to why the wolf would spend so much money for operations to eat goat when he could have had a hamburger.
Once, as the story goes, upon a time there were seven little kids who lived with their mamma goat. The mamma goat always told her children to be careful and never ever let anybody inside the house when she was away.
One day when the mamma goat went out a wolf took the opportunity to see if he could get a meal. When he could find no way into the house he decided that the kids would let him in.
'Its your mother here children,' he called 'Please let me in.'
Now the kids weren't that dumb and called back out to him.
'You are not our mother. Your voice is too deep. Go away you awful wolf.'
This really annoyed the wolf that the kids were so insolent so he went to his doctors and had surgery so his voice was as sweet as the mamma goat's.
When she went out again the wolf went to the door again and called for the kids to let him in.
The kids look through the keyhole and saw the wolfs large, clawed hands.
'You are not our mother. Our mother has delicate white hands. Go away you mean old wolf.'
The wolf was so furious that he went back to his doctor and had a very tricky form of lipo- suction preformed on his hands and the hair dyed white.
When the mother went out again he came down and did the same old trick he always did. The kids fell for it. He rushed in and ate up all of the kids except for one who the others told to play hide and seek but never went to find him because he was so annoying. When the mamma goat came back the kid told her what had happened and they went to go find the goat. Unlike other stories when the mamma goat gets the kids back the wolf made short work of her and the kid. He wasn't stupid, he knew they would do something.
Unfortunately for the wolf he found out that the surgery he had had was irreversible and so he became a recluse rather than show his face in public with his white had (the dye being permanent) and high voice.
Moral: Not so much a moral as a question as to why the wolf would spend so much money for operations to eat goat when he could have had a hamburger.