Chapter 1 Meet Bozo the Clown
It was a Friday night at the Parker house Aunt May was out with her friends, Ava was sitting on her laptop and the boys were playing Call of Duty.
"God Damn why do I all ways get shot in the head" yelled Sam.
"Its cause you run around the map like a chicken who's had their head cut off," laughed Peter.
Can it Web head" Sam replied back annoyed.
"What the? How did you find me Danny" Luke asked being surprised that Danny found his hiding spot.
"Its all a matter of mind over matter and with that said I win," replied Danny by bombing Peters guy ending the game.
"Dude I don't believe this! This is the 20th game that Danny has won in a row," cried Sam.
"Danny what do they teach you in K'un Lun how to master Call of Duty" Peter Asked with sarcastic voice.
"What can I say I just have the gift?" laughed Danny.
"Yeah that's one hell of a gift to bad you still suck at grand theft auto" replied Luke. Causing all the boys to laugh.
Ava was starting to get pissed off. She has been trying to write a report for her history class. But the boys have been playing their Stupid game for Seven Hours straight.
"Can you guys shut up!" screamed Ava in pissed off voice; the boys turned around and faced her shocked.
"Oooooooo looks like the kitty is mad," laughed Sam.
All of sudden Ava jumped off the couch and attacked Sam. Grabbing him by the neck and choking him.
"Ah ugh augh can't breath" Wimped Sam barely able to talk from the Chocking he was receiving.
"Ava, Ava,Ava,Ava!" screamed Peter trying to pull her off Sam before she killed him.
Peter was able to pull Ava off Sam, but now Sam's face was blue from the lost of oxygen.
"What the? What's going on?" Asked a confused Ava looking at Danny and Luke. "Why is Sam on the floor breathing so hard" Then she realized that Peter was holding her by the waist causing her the blush.
"Ava are you blushing cause Peter is holding you" Smirked Luke.
"No I'm not blushing and Peter why are you holding me like that, " Ava asked pushing him off.
"You were trying to kill Sam cause he called you a kitty," Peter said to her.
"No I didn't!" yelled Ava
"Yes you did" All the boys said at the same time.
"No I didn't!" said Ava as she growled at the boys and pulled out her claws, the boys all got terrified remembering last time Ava was like this when Kraven was around.
"Looks like some one is on the time of the Month" Sam said with some fear in his voice.
"Bucket head if you know what's good for you I would not be trying to piss her off right now" Peter said with a worry look on his face as if Ava was about to rip them all a new asshole.
All of a sudden the television started flipping channels all crazy like. Causing every one to stop and look at the strange phenomenon.
"Yo what's wrong with the TV Pete?" Luke asked
"Beats me it's never done this before," replied Peter all of a sudden the lights in the house started flickering.
"Ok if this is Furry or Coulson ideal of a joke to scare us well it's working" Cried Sam.
"Yeah I'm starting to get freaked out over hear" replied Luke.
"There is logical explanation of what is happening" Danny said to the group.
"I hope your right" Ava said to the K'un Lun warrior.
All of sudden A clown with a powder white face and red lips and fucked up yellow teeth and red cheek paint and crazy looking red hear like Chuckey's from the Rugrats and evil looking red eyes in a green jump suite from the 60's appeared on the TV.
"Hahahahahaha what's up kiddy's? I'm Bozo the Clown"
"aaaahhhhhh I hate clowns" Screamed Ava as she grabbed on to Peter, making Peter blush from how she grabbed on to him.
"Now kiddy's its time to play a game with uncle Bozo" laughed the crazy clown historically.
"What kind of game?" Peter Asked.
"The kind of game were you all die Spider-Man" laughed Bozo.
"How does he know?" Peter asked looking at his friends.
"I know everything about everything I'm Bozo the clown and I'm going to kill you bitches" laughed Bozo like mad man. "Now let the games begin" all of a sudden a bright white light came from the TV sucking in Peter and the gang.
"Were are we?" Asked Sam looking around a white room with 2 doors.
"I think were inside the TV," replied Danny.
"In side the TV is you serious," yelled Luke.
"Yes I'm serious," said Danny with some worry in his voice "But the question is how do we get out"
"I don't care as long as we don't see that freaking Clown" Ava said passing up and down from the fare of the clown.
"I think the only way were getting out of hear is to play Bozo's game and win," Peter said to Ava and the guys.
"Are you fucking crazy? You want to play the Crazy clowns game he is trying to kill us" screamed Ava who was now panicking.
"Ava we fight super villains everyday who try to kill us " replied Peter.
"Yeah but none of them are creepy killer Crowns that suck you in a TV" Ava said while having her hands on her hips giving Peter that look as if he was stupid.
"awwww does the little Kitty cat want her Spider-Man stuffed toy she sleeps with at night" laughed Bozo the clown as he appeared on a hologram image.
All the boys turned at Ava shocked and confused a specially Peter who's face was now crimson red
"You sleep with a Spider-Man plush toy," laughed Sam
"Shut up Sam!" Ava yelled who was now embarrassed and was now blushing and creped out that Bozo new her biggest secret.
"Now let the game begin there are 2 doors in front of you choose the right door and try to get out choose the wrong door and meet your doom" laughed Bozo.
That's it for chapter 1 I wonder which door the team is going to choose. leave me some reviews