Title: Bebe Stevens' Super Fabulicious Diary
Genre: Humor, Romance and Friendship
Summary: Take a look in Bebe's diary. Juicy, scandalous secrets is guaranteed.
First: I don't know why I even write this. XD But one thing's for sure, I had TONS of fun writing this. It was a surprise, even to me. :D
Second: I like Bebe better than Wendy. So chose Bebe instead. :3
Third: Remember, folks, I have not, do not, and will not own South Park. The show and all its characters belong to their respective owner/s. I only own the story idea and my OC…which I don't use that much.
Fourth: Ihopeyouenjoy. O.O
Dear NEW Diary,
Hello, I'm Bebe Stevens. THE Bebe Stevens. The amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy and talented Bebe Stevens.
Anyway new Diary, you are here because old Diary passed away (and by 'pass away', I mean, 'ran out of pages').
So, let's start, shall we?
Okay. Soooo…WHO GAVE CRAIG TUCKER THE BEST BJ EVAH? Mhmm…yeah. That's right. Me. The Bebe 'beautiful, gorgeous, sexy and talented' Stevens gave the Craig 'monotone, hot, sexy, cute and asshole' Tucker a BJ.
Uh huh. Score! I rule so much, don't I? Of course I do.
God, that boy is just so fuckin' HAWT. I just couldn't resist it! He is YUMMEH. Omnomnomnom. Besides, we were drunk. At a party. And let me tell you a 'lil something, MANY things happen when your drunk at a party.
Truthfully, that BJ was supposedly Kyle's. But he turned me down.
D:
Asshole turned ME down.
KYLE BROFLOVSKI IS SELFISH ASSHOLE AND HE IS TOTALLY AND RADICALLY GAY FOR HIS BEST FRIEND STANLEY MARSH.
But you know, who cares about that stupid Kyle? I got my Craig Tucker now. 3 ( That's right, MINE. So if I saw any bitch flirting with MY property, I swear they'll never be able to flirt anyone ever again. )
Anyway, I would LOVE to tell you more, Diary, but I need my beauty sleep. Tata. (:
Lovelots, Bebe Tucker. Mwah! :*
P.S. Kyle, if you ever read this, well, I just wanna let you know that you still have a nice ass. One prob, though. Craig's ass is better, nicer, hotter and squeezable – er. HA. How does THAT feel, ASSHOLE? :D
Review please. XD