Hogwarts Never Ends

by Phreakology

Just a little parody of Bowling for Soup's 'High School Never Ends'.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Bowling for Soup. If I did, I definitely would not be sitting here.

HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!

7 Years you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the Total Dicks
All the Stuck-up Chicks
So superficial, so immature

Then When you graduate,
Ya take a look around and you say "Hey Wait!"
This is the same as where I just came from,
I thought it was over, Aw that's just great.

Ch:
The Whole Damned World is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money. Who gets the Honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends

Hogwarts Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!

Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Lavender did!
And how did Parvati lose all that weight?
And Bellatrix had a baby so I guess Voldy's straight!

And the only thing that matters,
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the broom you fly
Doesn't matter if you're 16 or 35

Cho Chang, she's the Prom Queen
Ron Weasley, Captain of the chess team
Fred and George, the clowns
Draco Malfoy, the Seeker

Seen it all before
I want my galleons back!

Ch:
The Whole Damned World is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's in the club and who's on the drugs
Who's throwing up before they digest

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then

Hogwarts Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Hogwarts Never Ends
Solo
Ch:
The Whole Damned World is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money. Who gets the Honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And I still don't have the right look
And I still have the same 3 friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then

Hogwarts Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Hogwarts Never Ends

Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Hogwarts Never Ends

Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Here We Go Again

Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh