Drabble
Established Puck/Kurt,
Sam is about to sing Billionare.
"So my name is Sam Evans." The new blond kid said. His mouth was stretched across his face, Puck noticed this.
"Dude your mouth is huge. How many tennis bals can you fit in your mouth?" Puck asked, slightly impressed.
"Uh, I don't know, I don't put balls in my mouth. Do you?" Finn, Mike, and Artie burst out laughing as Puck smirked.
"Sometimes,"
Just then Kurt came running in. He stopped short at the sight of Finn almost dieing of laughter.
"What did I miss?" He asked Puck.
Puck smirked, stood up and put his arm around Kurts waist.
"New kid here has a huge mouth," Puck said gestureing to a very shocked Sam.
"Yes, it appears he does. It doesn't explain why-oh..." An understanding look crossed his face. He then turned to Puck with his bitch-face on.
"What did you say?"
"I just asked him how many tennis balls he could fit in his mouth, he asked me if I ever put balls in my mouth, I said sometimes." Puck smirked at the smaller boys horrified look.
"Wait, wait, you're both gay and together?" He said slowly.
Kurt rolled his eyes.
"Obviously, and if I'm correct-"
"Which he always ." Puck interupted.
"Anyways..." Kurt continued. "If I'm correct, which I always am, your hair colour is completely fake. I'd say you were originally a sandy blonde but either bleached it, put lemon juice in it or bought an actual bottle from a store." Everyone was shocked into silence until Puck burst out laughing. Sam looked nervous, but Finn walked up to Sam and clapped him on the back.
"No worries dude, we won't tell anyone. Now what song have you got in your back pocket." Sam looked slightly less nervous as he said "Billionare."
yeah, kinda pointless, but I couldn't get it out of my head
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