(Death Battle theme)
Wiz: They're silent. They're violent. They're oh so deadly.
Boomstick: Humans and demons fear these two beings!
Wiz: Jason Voorhees, hockey masked killer of Camp Crystal Lake.
Boomstick: And Doomguy, demon killing psychopath on Mars! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Jason Voorhees:
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 270 lbs
An Undead spirit that has Immortality
Drowned in a lake as a child
Fuelled by vengeance
Powers and Abilities
Resurrection
Seemingly comes back stronger with each resurrection
Healing Factor
Superhuman Strength
Teleportation
Possession
Hypnotizing Heart
Superhuman Durability
Invulnerability
Weapons
Machete
Axe
Chains
Jason X Armor
Bow and Arrows
Future Machete
Can use almost anything in the environment as a weapon
Feats
Killed Countless People
Fought and defeated Freddy Krueger
Actually held his own against Freddy in the Dream World where he is at his strongest
Survived being stabbed with his own machete
Survived having his eyes being gouged out by Freddy Krueger's clawed glove
Stood toe to toe against Mortal Kombat characters with his own set of moves
Can decapitate people with a single punch
Falls off a mountain and walks it off
killed the 1%
Threw a playground ride hard enough to cause a helicopter to crash
Survived being electrocuted, drowned, execution by Firing Squad, a build falling on top of him, and even being hung and is still going
Lifted and threw a car
Stomps his foot through two people
Is able to beat the force of the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis
Survived an Explosion that Sent him into space (Twice)
Can survive The Vacuum Of Space
Survived a Fall from Space
Survived a black hole (Jason X novel)
Capable of tearing limbs off with his bare hands
Weaknesses
Afraid of water, because he was originally killed by drowning
Can be imprisoned if trapped in the waters of Crystal Lake and can't escape without outside help
Moves very slowly
His intentions are predictable
Doesn't harm children, babies, or people who haven't been at Crystal Lake
Can be distracted if he encounters someone who looks like his mother
Has no effective long-range weaponry
Is almost always killed by teenagers, once by a kid, in the climax of his movies
Was melted by toxic waste
Jason Voorhees: "Ki ki ki, ma ma ma."
Doomguy:
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs.
U.S. Space Marine Captain
Prefers a Run-&-Gun Strategy
Defeated Hell 5 times
Top Speed: 57 mph
Mega Armour
2x's stronger than regular armour
Non-Generating Energy Shields
Max Armor & Shield Charge is 200%
Side Arms
Pistol (Ammo Capacity: 200 Bullets)
Chainsaw (A.K.A.: Great Communicator; gas powered)
Chain Gun (Ammo: 5mm, rate of fire: 525 rpm, Full-Auto Dispenses Accuracy)
Standard Fire Arms
Shot Gun (Pump Action; Spread: 7 Pellets)
Super Shot Gun (Sawn off and break open, spread: 20 Pellets)
Plasma Gun
Rocket Launcher (Ammo Capacity: 50 Rockets, Rocket Speed: 40 mph)
BFG 9000
Plasma Blasts
Slow-Moving Projectile
Huge Blast Radius
Can be charged
Obliterates everything
Unmaker
Laser Beams
Up to 3 simultaneous lasers
Paralyzes demons
Demon-Tech in origin
Feeds on Demonic Auras
Deadly only to the Demons of Hell
Power-Ups
Berserk
Megasphere
Radiation Shield
Light Amplification Visor
Partial Invisibility
Invulnerability
Doomguy: "At this particular moment in time I don't believe I have a healthier or more deeply felt respect for any object in the universe than this here shotgun..."
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, it's time to end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Doomguy was walking across Camp Crystal Lake, stepping on sticks. He walked past multiple dead bodies, not seeming to care.
Ki ki ki, ma ma ma.
Doomguy stopped in his tracks and turned his head to the sound. Standing there was a man with a bloodied machete. Doomguy turned his body to Jason.
FIGHT!
Doomguy ran forwards and kicked Jason backwards into a cabin wall. Jason came forward and punched Doomguy. Doomguy got a pistol and shot Jason two times in the chest. Jason stepped backwards before continuing walking towards Doomguy. Doomguy shot Jason in the head before throwing the pistol at him. Doomguy ran at Jason and punched him in the side of the face. Jason caught Doomguy by the throat and threw him through the cabin wall. Doomguy got up and looked at Jason. Doomguy jumped out of the cabin and speared Jason to the ground. Jason swiped the machete at Doomguy, slicing his armour. Doomguy punched Jason. Jason tried to impale Doomguy, who quickly jumped out of the way. Jason sat up and Doomguy took out a shotgun. Doomguy shot Jason's chest, leaving multiple bloody holes. Jason ran forward, head-butted Doomguy, and threw him into and through a tree. Doomguy got up as the tree started toppling. Before it fell on him, Doomguy shot the tree with the shotgun and it exploded. Jason walked towards Doomguy. Doomguy grabbed a rocket launcher and shot it at Jason. Jason ducked it and it exploded behind him. Doomguy ran at Jason and punched him. Jason punched back and Doomguy fell backwards. Doomguy then pulled out the BFG. He shot it at Jason. Jason tried to dodge, but it hit him and he was obliterated.
Doomguy looks at Jason's body and then at his machete. Doomguy stepped on Jason's mask, crushing it.
KO!
On Doomguy's side of the screen, he unlocked a new weapon and started killing demons with Jason's machete. On Jason's side of the screen, his obliterated body was shown.
Boomstick: Wow! Wow! Whoa! What?
Wiz: Jason is a destructive being, but he has been beaten multiple times by normal human beings.
Boomstick: Including a child! A FREAKING CHILD!
Wiz: Doomguy also had the ranged advantage.
Boomstick: Well I don't think Jason's coming back from that!
Wiz: The winner is Doomguy.
Next time...
In hell, a ninja in black and gold sliced off somebody's face. A man with a flaming skull and bike rode along, leaving a trail of fire.
Scorpion vs Ghost Rider.