It is Valentine's Day and Gaara is sleeping soundly till…CRASH…until that…
Gaara: (wakes up to a noise downstairs) Oh no, someone has broken in! (Runs downstairs) SAND COFFIN!
Temari: What the…? GAARA!
Gaara: Oh sorry Temari I thought that you were an intruder… (Looks away)
Temari: You need to chill that death lover thing what not!
Gaara: Whatever… what are you doing anyways? DON'T YOU KNOW THE FLIPPIN' TIME?
Temari: It's only 3:45 AM! Come on Gaara, you should be used to being up this early…
Gaara: I know…but why are you up?
Temari: I'm making cupcakes…yum…
Gaara: (Looking confused) Cupcakes…really…who died? DID I DO IT?
Temari: Uh no…and because it's Valentine's Day! I'm making cupcakes for my valentine!
Gaara: Valentine? Please like anyone has the time for Valentine's Day!
Kankuro: (Rushing in) OMIGOSH I HEARD SOMETHING…oh it's just you two…
Temari: OH COME ON! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I'M YOUR SISTER!
Kankuro: Sorry Temari! Gosh, don't have to get all defensive…
Temari: (glaring at Kankuro)
Gaara: (rolls eyes) I'm going back to bed…wake me up at like 7:00 tonigt…
Temari: Gaara have a heart…
Gaara: I don't have a heart…
Kankuro: YEAH YOU DO! You have that "Love" sign on your forehead! You HAVE to have a heart!
Gaara: That's a substitution…it let's people know that I DON'T care…
Temari: Okay stop it you too! Gaara, you have to have a Valentine! And I'm going to find out if you're not going to tell me who it is!
Gaara: Oh brother…she won't leave me alone until I TELL HER? This is going to be a VERY long day… Whatever…
Kankuro: WOW Gaara doesn't have a Valentine? Man he doesn't have a heart!
Gaara: YEA I DO! Oh shoot now you did it Gaara you bone head…
Temari: HA! I told you! Now all I have to do is find out who…
Kankuro: That will be easy…just check his inbox on his phone!
Gaara: HUH? What "phone" are you talking about? I DON'T HAVE A FLIPPIN' PHONE!
Kankuro: Oh yea…
Later that day…
Gaara: Hey TenTen!
TenTen: Hey Gaara! Happy Valentine's Day!
Gaara: (Blushing) H-Happy Valentine's Day.
TenTen: What's wrong?
Gaara: She can see through me! Oh no…cover blown. GOTTA GET AWAY BEFORE! Uh…uh…I'll see you later… GOTTA FIND CLOSEST BATHROOM…I think I'm going to be sick…
Temari: Hey Gaara!
Gaara: Huh?
Temari: I think I know who YOUR valentine is…its TenTen isn't it!
Gaara: What the….?
Temari: You can obviously tell by the way you are running towards her house that is obviously right in front of you…
Gaara: Temari get out of my way… (Trying to get past Temari)
Temari: (grabs Gaara and gives him a big hug) AWW! My little brother has his first valentine!
Gaara: Temari…
Temari: Don't "Temari" me! I'm sooo proud of you!
Gaara: I'm not…I mean whatever…let me go!
Temari: NO!
Gaara: YES!
Temari: NO!
Gaara: YES!
Temari: I'll let you go if you tell me!
Gaara: How is my sand not protecting me? She is obviously trying to hurt me… NEVER!
Temari: COME ON GAARA!
Gaara: NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!
Temari: I'll give you a new teddy bear!
Gaara: (Stops struggling) REALLY? A NEW ONE! NOOOO! I LIKE MY BEARY! HES MINE… MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! NO THING CAN REPLACE HIM!
Temari: TO BAD! I'M GOING TO STICK "BEARY" IN THE SHREDDER IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO IT IS!
GAARA: NOT BEARY!
Temari carries Gaara back home and takes Beary…
Gaara: NO DON'T SHRED BEARY!
Temari: YES! Tell me who it is first!
Gaara: (At point of tears) No…
Temari: (Pulls out shredder and hold Beary over it) TELL ME!
Gaara: FINE FINE! It's…it's…
Temari: Oh NO! (Beary slips from her hands into the shredder)
Gaara: NO NO NO NO NO NOT BEARY!
But it was too late. Beary fell into the blades of DEATH!
Temari: OMIGOSH! I'm soooo sorry Gaara!
Gaara: (Rushing to shredder and tearing it open) BEARY! (Holds up the remains of Beary)
Old church bells chime deathly…
Temari: Where did the sound effects come from?
Gaara: (Crying) BEARY was my valentine….ok maybe not but STILL!
Kankuro: Hey guys…OMIGOSH WHAT HAPPENED TO BEARY!
Temari: Oh thanks for making me feel better!
Kankuro: At least now we know that Gaara has a heart…
Gaara: (Glaring at Temari and Kankuro) Beary R.I.P LITERALLY!
Temari: Slaps forehead Come on Gaara! You're too old for Beary anyways!
Gaara: Beary…I'll always miss you…and then I'll have revenge on Temari for doing this…
Temari: WHAT? Come on Gaara we can replace that stupid piece of cloth in a blink!
Gaara: (Looking at Temari in shock) STUPID PIECE OF CLOTH? SAND COFFIN!
Temari: Yea…that's not going to work…you tried to do it on me once already on accident…
Gaara: THIS TIME IT'S ON PURPOSE!
Temari: Sand coffin…well I heard they installed a plasma in there so…this should be fun…
Kankuro: Aren't we all just one happy family?
Shikamaru: OBJECTION!
Gaara: What the…?
THE END