DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters in it.

Author's Notes:

Anyway, here's the background information:

Alfred had left for boarding school like six months ago, leaving the school where all of his friends, his brother, his brothers friends, and basically everyone he knew his whole life. Matthew stayed at the school. Alfred barely sent any letters or called or anything like that to his friends or his brother. By the way, Matthew and Alfred had lived together alone 'cause both their parents died. Alfred finally receives a letter from Kiku, updating him on all of the drama and denial still going on in the school. All of the above isn't in the story, but this all causes Alfred to write a letter to the surprised Matthew. The rest kind of explains itself.

By the way, this all takes place in high school. The ages of the characters will be put (as well as the pairings) at the bottom so I can stop stalling you guys.

Title: The Devil's Academy

Genre: Comedy, Romance, Maybe a bit of drama here and there.

Warnings/Ratings: PG- Kisses, dry humor, human names, AU.

Characters/Pairings: All of the characters will probably make their way in here at least once. (All of the set pairings are at the bottom.)

Summary: After a letter from his friend, Alfred comes back to Hetalia Academy from his six-month trip. He meets up with Matthew, his twin, and the two decide to finally help those who are too stubborn to admit their feelings get together. (Suckish summary...)

Chapter One: Dear Brother

Dear Brother,

Hello. How do you do? I have not seen you in a while. I do hope you are well. School here has been such a… different… experience. I have to admit, I am quite homesick…

Good. The demon lady had left. I hope you are aware that that was not me writing. Well, willingly. The demon lady was looking over my shoulder.

Because, unlike you, I do not naturally write like a pansy.

Anyway…

Hey.

I actually have a purpose for this letter. It's not just to greet you. You really should have been expecting that.

I have a plan.

If you are interested in what it is, please right back. I cannot wait for your response, for I am quite sick of this place.

Oh, and parts of this letter was written fancily 'cause the demon lady comes and goes. Can you tell which is which?

Respond soon (I'm not waiting or anything…),

Alfred F. Jones

****

Greetings To You,

Don't scare me like that! I honestly thought that someone else was sending me a letter!

….And I do not write like a pansy!

Oh, and you shouldn't be so rude to your teacher!

And of course you never write just to say hi. Of course not. No, you don't care at all. Heartless jerk. You only write to me or our friends here at school if you have something 'important' to say.

And I knew which parts were forced writing and which weren't. I'm your twin; do you honestly expect me not to know?

…..And should I even ask?

Whatever, it can't hurt. Too badly. Tell me.

Signed,

Matthew Williams

****

Dear Nagger (Honestly, is that all you ever do?):

Ahahaha, wimp!

And you do! Don't deny it. I know. You send me enough letters as it is, you and your girly habits.

But she's such a bore! You live with her!

And really, it's not my fault for not writing to you! You're so easy to forget!

A-N-Y-W-A-Y!

HAH!

I knew you would be interested! I knew it! Okay, on the back of this letter is my plan.

Can't wait to see you!

Oops…

(I meant) Waiting for your reaction,

Alfred F. Jones

****

To my insane but beloved brother,

This has to be the most ridiculous idea that I have ever had the misfortune to know of. It's absurd, it's preposterous, it's……

The best idea ever.

And I'm not saying that in a selfless way like you usually think I do. Sure, seeing them finally together and not giving themselves and/or the people around them headaches from their denial is nice. And sure, it is also nice to see them finally so happy. But that's not why I'm agreeing to this.

I'm agreeing because I already can see how fun the ride will be.

Before it all works out, the torment, the confusion, the frustration, the torture we will get to put them through…

It's fun. It's gratifying.

That is why, dear sibling, that I write to confirm my agreement to your plan. I have countless ideas to add on to yours, and I am positive that so have you. So, I also cannot wait to see you. Please respond with the details of your arrival.

Yes, I know about that. Just as you probably knew I would agree.

Anyway, I look forward to meeting with you. We have much to talk about.

Signed,

Matthew Williams

P.S: You better not be planning anything else behind my back. I don't like him. I don't. So just shut up. I'll work with you only if you promise to leave him out of it.

P.P.S: Actually, no, don't promise. If you promise and go against it that'll be bad for both of us. So please just say you won't bring him in and you have yourself a deal.

****

Dear my most loved one,

Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Not so innocent now, eh, Mattie?

You don't know how happy I am right now. I won't even tease you about this sudden(not really sudden, we're twins. I knew it was there all along) evil side of you. Even though… it really is tempting. I can't wait to hear your ideas, too!

Aha… well… on the back of this letter is my flight information. Sorry…

Your loving brother,

Alfred F. Jones

P.S: Like you said, no promises~

Author's Notes(again..):

Sorry for rambling so much and the suckish first chapter! But this is like my comic relief story that I write when I'm too hyper to work on my sadder fics. And besides, most of my stories start off bad and short and then progress and slowly get better as it goes. Oh, and there's something else. I have some set pairings, but there's others that aren't decided yet. I'll post up a poll for you to help me decide. (I have no idea who to make Matthew like..... -.-....)

Pairings that are already set:

-AmericaxEngland
-SpainxRomano
-PrussiaxAustria
-LithuaniaxPoland
-ChinaxJapan
-TurkeyxGreece
-SwedenxFinland

These will definitely be in there, no changing them. But I want to pair everyone with someone, so there are people like Canada and Iceland who don't have pairings yet. Any suggestions for them, post them up either on the comments, in a message, or on the poll. Thank you!

BY THE WAY! The rest of the story will be an actual story. This is just the first chapter. Yeah..

Ages/Years in High school:

Alfred- 17, Junior.
Matthew- 17, Junior.
Arthur- 18, Senior.
Francis- 18, Senior.
Antonio- 18, Senior.
Gilbert- 18, Senior.
Roderich- 18, Senior.
Ludwig- 17, Junior.
Lovino- 17, Junior.
Feliciano- 17, Junior.
Kiku- 17, Junior.
Yao- 18, Senior.
Ivan- 18, Senior.
Toris- 18, Senior.
Feliks- 18, Senior.
Sadiq- 18, Senior.
Hercules- 17, Junior.
Vash- 16, Sophomore.
Tino- 17, Junior.
Berwald- 18, Senior.
Einar(Iceland)- 16, Sophomore.
Mathias(Denmark)- 18, Senior.
Tobias (Norway)- 17, Junior.

If I add anyone else in the story I'll make sure to put their ages down, too.