I do not own Edward Elric (that sounds so wrong), Alphonse Elric, or any other FMA characters. Hiromu Arakawa owns everything, and I own nothing. I am but a lowly peasant who was lucky enough to have an Eee Pc handy while thinking of horribly dry humor based on a great cast of characters. NOW, FLAME AWAY!!!!
And now that we are past the formalities…
Chapter/Dialogue 1
An elevator Ride to Remember
Ed: (Steps into an open elevator)
Man: What floor?
Ed: Four.
Man: (mumbles to self) Yeah, cause you really need to go up…
Ed: What was that?! Were you making a reference towards my gigantism?!
Man: Of course not, it is rude to pick on children. (steps out of elevator)
Ed: Yeah, you better run.
Woman: (steps into elevator) Oh heavens no!! Some horrible mother left her poor defenseless child in an elevator!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT THEY NEED A LADDER TO REACH THE EMERGENCY CALL BUTTON?!?!!
Woman: Aww… isn't he so cute? Here let me take you to the police station that way you can find your mommy.
Ed: Hey!! Don't grab me; I don't need your help...No, No, Nooooo...!!!