First fic ant it's EdxEnvy/EnvyxEd with just a little bit of EnvyXRussell *but it's gonna be onesided I think*
Read and enjoy : D!
Edward high school boy. Well,as normal as a genius can get to concentration was amazing and he could study anything easily . He was quite good at fights,being forced to learn martial arts,because of all the people that bullied him for being a genius...or made fun of his...err..."lack of height".
Ed was having class on the first floor of the building. And he was having one the most terrifying classes,because of the teacher: Barry, nicknamed Barry the were crazy rumors about him involving knives,frogs...well,you get the picture.
Barry was explaining something about the blood so Ed looked at the window wishing to finally get out . After a few more minutes the blond saw someone walk around the yard.
Long dark with a hint of green. A purple shirt that hugged his body and you could see the sweet muscles of his stomach and arms. And he couldn't help but drool at how those dark jeans hugged his legs in the most perfect way.
Yes, he was looking at Envy, a kid popular for his manipulative ways, evil grins, good fighting skills, and last but not least his goods looks.
Ed was seeing only his back, looking at his object of affec-admiration. He couldn't help but blush looking at Envy . And what was Envy doing int the yard of the school? Oh. He was skipping class, with his all named after the 7 deadly sins. Ed didn't know if they were just seemed to be talking about something and then everyone was laughing while Envy started blushing.
Envy???!Popular, manipulative, gorge-cof Envy blushing? BLUSHING? Ed leaned closer to the window trying to hear at least one word, one hint of what the were talking about.'Damn'- Ed cursed in his mind. ' I really want to know. C'mon stupid bell just ring already.!!'
The short genius kept looking out of the window watching Envy, still red in the face arguing about something with Greed. Then something happened. You could say that fate or karma decided to push Edward forward a little .
Barry, the crazy teacher opened fully the window near Ed's desk and said in a loud voice:
"ENVY!"-Ed had a bad feeling as the rest of the class stared curiously at Barry.
Irritated, Envy got close the widow poked his head inside the classroom and asked:
" What the hell do you want?"
Ed was blushing more that ever in his life. Envy was standing so close, a little than a meter away and he couldn't stop staring at the green haired boy.
"Well.."-started Barry and pointed at Ed-
"This is my best student Ed, and I don't want him to fail the exam next time because he was staring at you out of the window all the time during class...so why don't you and your friends go somewhere else?- finished Barry explaining with a smile.
Ed had never wished so much that there was a GOD , so he could kill him right now, this moment. Ed started blushing and sweating and stuttered:
"NO! I wasn't l-looking at E-envy! I was just err...admiring the view? – 'Oh,shit, that could be interpreted wrong'
"Ara, the shrimp here sure has good taste"-said Envy grinning as he looked at Ed with his deep purple/violet eyes and.....
wait...
just wait a second.......
shrimp?........................................
SHRIMP?........
"I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!!!!"- yelled Edward and the rest of the class ignored him, they'were used to rants like that one
"Aww isn't that cute? The shorty is sensitive about his height? Since you like watching..." said Envy and....
'HOLY SHIT HE JUST DIDN'T DO THAT!!'screamed Ed's mind at him
And our favorite blond fainted because of loosing too much blood from the nosebleed.
"You serious,Ed? THE Envy in front of the whole class shoved his middle finger in his mouth sucking and then licking it?- asked an almost laughing Russell as they walked in the halls at school.
"Yes...." –said Ed as he sighed again
"An you had a a nosebleed and fainted? Pffftt.."- Russell was trying very hard to keep from laughting now.
"Hey! He was very close to me and he was looking into my eyes all the time while he did that!!"defended himself Edward
"You know ,Ed, you've been staring at Envy a lot these days....Now blushing and having a nosebleed? You sure there's nothing you want to say to your're good friend Russell?"grinned Russel
"I told, I don't like Envy like that!! The stares and nosebleed mean nothing,'kay? It's just...admiration that I feel for him"-responded the blond looking down at his feet as he walked.
Then a hand grabbed his arm and he shrieked and turned around..
'Speaking of the devil..'
" Really, shrimpy? You don't like me? Aww I'm crushed"- exaggerated Envy and the grinned in such a way that made Ed's and Russell's blood freeze.
" By the way, come here Edo, I have to tell you something"- sang Envy with his cute boyish voice, and of course, Ed couldn't resist.
"See ya later Russell!!" said Ed and waved goodbye to his friend.
'Wow....looks like Ed is gonna get laid sooner than me' thought Russel as he walked home, not knowing just how wrong he was,
Ed and Envy walked until they sat on a bench at a park.
'Okay,Ed, don't think anything weird....and don't get your hopes up, Envy isn't going to say what you think he is"
"Ne, you know Edo, I really like blonds"purred Envy
'O SHIT! I can't have a nosebleed because something silly he's said'
"Yep, i really love blonds who have the brain to match their beauty"-said Envy looking at the sky completely calm....the exact opposite of the short genius who was now sweating, his heart was racing....
"But of course they have to be good at fights and stuff like that"said Envy as he turned to Ed and got really close to his face.
Ed felt as his heart was sinking to his stomach(if that was even possibly) his right hand started to tremble and he couldn't tear away his gaze from the green-haired boy.
"And that's were you come in and can help me"
'......Maybe God doesn't hate, maybe he likes me and this is my lucky day'-thought Ed as he waited for Envy to continue
Then, Envy got a little away form Ed, looked to see if there was someone near, saw no one and whispered to Ed:
"I like your friend Russell,so, can you help me to get him to date me? Since you know, I don't know if he's gay or what he likes an stuf like that"said Envy in a sweet whisper, a sweet whisper that pierced his soul.
"I like your friend Russell.."
"I like your friend Russell.."
"I like your friend Russell.."
And he didn't hear more than that apart from..
"..so, can you help me to get him to date me?"
.......
Oh,now Edward Elric was convinced, God DID exist and hated him with a passion
That's it for chap1 ! Review and tell me what you think,please!