Neon Genesis: Evangelion
"Antithesis"
This is a result of that sickness which plagues all teens... BOREDOM. Enjoy :-P.
Note 1: I didn't put that much time into this... no 10+ rough drafts, what you see is what you get.
Note 2: Just so you know... it just gets dumber and dumber. Flames accepted!
- Rusty (clever.user.name@flash.net)
"You can do it; put yo back into it. I can do it; put yo ass into it." - Ice Cube
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The morning begins and the three inhabitants of Misato's home awake.
Asuka: "Why, hello, Shinji! I hope you slept well!"
Shinji: "Of course. I trust you did, as well?"
Asuka: "My dreams were pleasant as always!"
The two soon sense the aromas flowing from within the kitchen, they note the highly stimutalting smells of some of the world's best cooking.
Misato: "Asuka! Shinji! Breakfast is ready!"
The three sit down to the magnificently prepared meal and begin devouring every moursel.
Shinji: "Wow! This breakfast is fantastic! You're amazing, Misato."
Misato (taking a sip of coffee): "Aw, why Shinji. That's so sweet."
*Ding-dong*
Shinji and Asuka (opening the door): "Oh, hello, Toji, Kensuke, Hikari."
Shinji: "How's it going? Shall we go now?"
Kensuke: "Aight, dawg. Let's jet."
Toji (staring at Hikari): "Ah... What? Huh? Oh, yeah... let's, uh, go."
The five leave towards school; Toji skipping happily along.
Toji: "La... la... la... She loves me... she loves me not..."
...
Professor: "Today we learn about... hmm... screw this, let's all go home. You are all dissmissed." (The professor then leaves the room.)
All: "Uh..."
Hikari: "You heard the man! Time to par-tae!!!"
Miss Horaki immediately follows this statement by jumping the nearest male being.
Toji: "Aw... man... why not me?"
Asuka: "So, um, Shinji... I was, um, wondering... would you like to, uh... go out tonight?"
Shinji: "Tonight?" (Checks planner.) "Can't sorry. I've got a date. Maybe some other time, okay?"
Asuka: "Sure!" ('Some other time?! Yes! He does like me!')
...
Kaoru: "Hey, Shinji. What's up?"
Shinji: "Who are you again?"
Kaoru: "Kaoru Nagisa, remember?"
Shinji: "Oh yeah... that's right. How's it going?"
Kaoru: "Good... quite good."
Shinji: "You're smirking... why?"
Kaoru: "Well, you know that Rei girl?"
Shinji: "Yes."
Kaoru: "That's some of the best p**** I have EVER had!"
Shinji: "Is that so? I could have sworn you were gay..."
Kaoru: "Gay?!"
*Smack!*
Shinji: "Damnit...!"
(Ever seen two skinny guys fight? Now that's true humor...)
...After a while of pummeling eachother...
Kaoru: "That's it...! Damn lilims... I'm gonna kill you all..."
...
WARNING! WARNING! ANGEL HAS PENETRATED CENTRAL DOGMA.
Misato: (Gulp) "What? An angel?!"
Gendo: "Silly bitch, there's no angel! Now back to your orders... ah... ooh... that's it..."
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THE END
"Antithesis"
This is a result of that sickness which plagues all teens... BOREDOM. Enjoy :-P.
Note 1: I didn't put that much time into this... no 10+ rough drafts, what you see is what you get.
Note 2: Just so you know... it just gets dumber and dumber. Flames accepted!
- Rusty (clever.user.name@flash.net)
"You can do it; put yo back into it. I can do it; put yo ass into it." - Ice Cube
----
The morning begins and the three inhabitants of Misato's home awake.
Asuka: "Why, hello, Shinji! I hope you slept well!"
Shinji: "Of course. I trust you did, as well?"
Asuka: "My dreams were pleasant as always!"
The two soon sense the aromas flowing from within the kitchen, they note the highly stimutalting smells of some of the world's best cooking.
Misato: "Asuka! Shinji! Breakfast is ready!"
The three sit down to the magnificently prepared meal and begin devouring every moursel.
Shinji: "Wow! This breakfast is fantastic! You're amazing, Misato."
Misato (taking a sip of coffee): "Aw, why Shinji. That's so sweet."
*Ding-dong*
Shinji and Asuka (opening the door): "Oh, hello, Toji, Kensuke, Hikari."
Shinji: "How's it going? Shall we go now?"
Kensuke: "Aight, dawg. Let's jet."
Toji (staring at Hikari): "Ah... What? Huh? Oh, yeah... let's, uh, go."
The five leave towards school; Toji skipping happily along.
Toji: "La... la... la... She loves me... she loves me not..."
...
Professor: "Today we learn about... hmm... screw this, let's all go home. You are all dissmissed." (The professor then leaves the room.)
All: "Uh..."
Hikari: "You heard the man! Time to par-tae!!!"
Miss Horaki immediately follows this statement by jumping the nearest male being.
Toji: "Aw... man... why not me?"
Asuka: "So, um, Shinji... I was, um, wondering... would you like to, uh... go out tonight?"
Shinji: "Tonight?" (Checks planner.) "Can't sorry. I've got a date. Maybe some other time, okay?"
Asuka: "Sure!" ('Some other time?! Yes! He does like me!')
...
Kaoru: "Hey, Shinji. What's up?"
Shinji: "Who are you again?"
Kaoru: "Kaoru Nagisa, remember?"
Shinji: "Oh yeah... that's right. How's it going?"
Kaoru: "Good... quite good."
Shinji: "You're smirking... why?"
Kaoru: "Well, you know that Rei girl?"
Shinji: "Yes."
Kaoru: "That's some of the best p**** I have EVER had!"
Shinji: "Is that so? I could have sworn you were gay..."
Kaoru: "Gay?!"
*Smack!*
Shinji: "Damnit...!"
(Ever seen two skinny guys fight? Now that's true humor...)
...After a while of pummeling eachother...
Kaoru: "That's it...! Damn lilims... I'm gonna kill you all..."
...
WARNING! WARNING! ANGEL HAS PENETRATED CENTRAL DOGMA.
Misato: (Gulp) "What? An angel?!"
Gendo: "Silly bitch, there's no angel! Now back to your orders... ah... ooh... that's it..."
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THE END