A/n: I thought about this after I watched Lord of the Rings, and decided to write, I couldn't resist myself... Just a short little what-sit anyways... so its not very long. I don't mean to critsize any man who is gay and possibly reading this, I just needed to make it sound very funny...

Hermoine turned off her television and turned to Ginny, whom had been allowed to spend the night at the Granger's, even after the protests of Ron and Harry, (Who wanted to go also...) and a thought popped into her head, "Ginny, I found a boy who acualy could beat Malfoy at his game of looks..."

Ginny rose a ginger eyebrow, "Oh really? Who could do that, I mean..." She went off mumbling things under her breath.

The two had agreed that Draco Malfoy was devilishly handsome, but nothing more. He was just an uber handsom, inconsiterate prick to them, nothing more... absolutly nothing.

Hermoine took another sip of her soda and nodded, "You know that character Legolas? The elf with the long blonde hair and archery set? Well, imagine him, with shorter black hair and..." She thought a moment, "Hold on." Ginny nodded as Hermoine got up and dug through a pile of magazines.

She picked one up, "Ah ha! Found it..." Hermoine sat back down and flipped through the pages, and grinned as she stared down at a picture. She held it up, "Here is what he really looks like, his name is Orlando Bloom, he could tops Malfoys looks with a snap of his fingers..."

Ginny sat gaping at the picture. "He... he.. he's BLOODY GORGEOUS!" She squealed. It was one of Orlando's finer pictures, sadly it was only an upper-body shot of him. He sat on a bed, laying on his side, his hand propping his head up, his gorgous brown-black hair falling into his eyes. He seemed to be looking off else-where.

Hermoine laughed, "And I can already imagine Malfoy's face after seeing all of the girls fawning over him..."

Ginny nodded, "I mean, I swear... I could see a few guys going gay over Orlando... And I can see Malfoy going gay to the lack of attention!" At that they both started giggling, and that giggling turned into full out laughter.

Hemoine sat up on her bed and wiped the tears form her eyes, the thought of The Draco Malfoy being gay...

"Just imagine this, Malfoy walking around in super tight pants and shirts, walking around with his hand on his hips, his voice... it would sound as if he had a womans voice, just a bit deeper, and him walking up to us and saying, Hey girlfriends! Did you see what Lavander was wearing today? She was, like, totaly clashing! I mean periwinkle with blood red... as if!" Hermoine was now standing a hand on her hip, and talking like a woman with a deep voice, as if imitating Malfoy, she flipped a loose strand of hair from her eyes.

With that both girls fell into another laughing fit, just the thought fo Malfoy being gay was enough, but then thought of other boys and men from the school turning gay and fawning over Orlando and Malfoy over took their minds...

A/n: I couldn't help this, I know... it's pointless, buit like I said before, it just stuck in my mind and I had to write it...

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