Okay so I wrote this for my brother who is sitting to the right of this computer.

Also since he loves Ratchet and clank and there are no stories about Zoni so here it goes.

Sorry if this is a disgrace to Ratchet and clank but I have little knowledge of it and I do like the games cuz I played one. So yah.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ratchet and Clank. OBVIOUSLY! Those Zonies are so volatile.

One day Michael and clank were driving their rocket ship around the universe when they accidently ventured to far from their home galaxy. Clank checked his map. "Michael," Clank said in his robot voice, "We are now in a galaxy called the Milky Way."

"Strange," Michael said, "How come I have never heard of this planet?"

"Because in every science fiction game or movie this galaxy is omitted, because of its boring qualities," Clank responded.

"Shut up."

"Ok."

Michael and Clank flew towards a planet that looked capable of sustaining human life. They landed in a small town in Connecticut. On the street they had landed on there was a girl who looked like Michael.

"Hello," the girl said.

"Who are you?" Michael asked.

"I'm your long not lost sister, Sarah," Sarah said.

"Ok cool," Michael said, "want to help us catch Zonies."

"Ummmm sure," Sarah said.

Michael, Sarah, and Clank walked down the street.

"Look over there, Michael," Clank said, "it's a Zoni!"

"I must catch it with my ratchet!" Michael exclaimed. Michael ran over to the Zoni. He held his ratchet towards the Zoni and swung.

Bam Michael had whacked the Zoni by accident.

"Oops," Michael said, "let me try again."

Bam Michael hit the Zoni again. "Wait one more time."

Bam, bam, bam.

50 tries later.

"Umm Michael I think we should try this again later," Sarah said.

"NO!" Michael exclaimed, "I almost got it!"

'You cannot catch me," the Zoni said.

"Obviously," Sarah muttered.

"Whoa you can talk!" Michael exclaimed.

"Well duh," the Zoni said, "Not the point though. I am here to lead you on a quest."

"To where?" Clank asked.

"Somewhere far away," The Zoni said, "Now hop on my back."

"How are we all supposed to fit on your back?" Sarah asked.

The Zoni then magically transformed into a large Zoni.

Everyone hopped on his back and they flew away.

The gang arrived on a small island in the middle of the ocean.

"Where are we?" Clank asked.

"We are on the island of ha-bob-boo-kleek-na-na," said the Zoni.

"Right," Sarah said.

"For your quest," the Zoni said, "We must first climb to the top of the volcano."

"Why can't you just fly us up there?" Michael asked.

"Because you fatties need to lose some weight," The Zoni said.

"I'm not fat," Sarah said.

"I meant the boy," the Zoni said.

The group was walking through the forest when a shiny object caught Michael's attention.

"Ooh shiny," Michael said.

"NOOOOO," the Zoni said, "Don't touch that it's a-"

Boom

There was a small explosion and Michael was covered in purple paint.

"Ha ha!" Sarah laughed.

"It's a paint bomb ," The Zoni said.

They all reached the top of the volcano.

"Ok so to complete the quest you and clank must throw yourselves into the volcano." The Zoni instructed.

"WHAT!" Michael and clank shouted.

"Just throw yourselves in!" Sarah said.

Michael andClank threw themselves into the volcano.

"AHHHH," They shouted all the way down.

They never came back.

"Hey want to go back to my house?" Sarah asked.

"Sure," The Zoni said.

The Zoni and Sarah went back to Sarah's house and ate cookies and cupcakes which made Sarah's friend Jordan jealous.

THE END

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