Chapter 1

* falls from the ceiling* hey guys I'm back and ow that hurt.*gets up and wiping my self off of dust* anyways here's the first of many chapters for this story. So sit back, make some thing to eat and starts reading.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything. He owns them*points at Masashi Kishimoto. Masashi smiles and waves*

Three figures were walking through the forest and are heading towards the village hidden in the leafs. One of them was one of the three legendary sanin. He was Jiraiya, the toad sage. But to certain people he id the king of pervs and to Naruto he is ero-sensie. He was walking behind two figures because of the head ache that was forming. Since that the two were talking none stop since there journey to Konoha and one of them was the number one, hyperactive knuckle head maverick him self, Naruto. Naruto was wearing his trade mark orange jacket but this time with long black line that ran down his front with his black joinin pants and black sandals. He also now resembles more of his father, the former fourth hokage and his father, Minato Namikaze. Next to him was the former traitor and to Naruto his brother Sasuke. He was wearing a white jacket that had hid clan symbol on his back which also opened up at his chest a little revealing his well developed chest. Also wearing blue pants and sandals. He also was carrying his long sword that he got from Orochimaru while he was under a mind control justu. (A/n ok I know there really isn't any mind control jutsu but that's the only one that I'll make up ok.). Naruto killed Orochimaru while on there travels and which caused the jutsu to be released on Sasuke.

"Man I can't wait to go to ichiraku's and my self about ten bowls of ramen!" Naruto said with enthusiasm.

"Shut up dope. We for the about hundredth time already give it a rest already." Sasuke said with a bit of annoyances s in his voice. Jiraiya just chuckled on how those to be acting.

"OK, OK I'll stop. Anyways you will get a bowl with me right I mean after you talk to oba-chan and all right?" Naruto asked while lightly thumping his back.

"Yeah, yeah what ever. Now hurry up I want to get to the village before I get a major head ache from u idiot." Sasuke said while speeding up his pace. Naruto chuckled and matched his pace with ease. Jiraiya was chuckling at the sight he was seeing.

"Well those two act as though they were blood relatives. They should be fine when we get back to the village. On the plus side, I get to start on my new book. I couldn't get my research because of the idiot Blondie over there. I couldn't even start the new book I was making from all the interruptions I had." Jiraiya sighed at the though and started running after the two when he noticed that they were almost gone from his sight and started running after them to shorten the gap in front of him.

After just 30 minutes of straight running, Naruto and Sasuke stop to wait for the sanin they weren't even winded from there run.

"Come ero-sensei. You may be old but your not that old." Naruto said impatiently while tapping his foot. Jiraiya was winded and sweating bullets when he finally caught up to them.

"You brat! What did I tell you about calling me that." Jiraiya said with a scowl.

"Shut up ero-sensei! That s what you are;." Naruto said with his tongue sticking out.

Sasuke just rolled his eyes and started to walk away from the two idiots when he was surrounded by three hidden leaf village. They had all had a kunai in had and all said halt. Sasuke was about to torture them out of habit when Naruto got in between them.

'Hey guys cool it. He's good now I promise." Naruto said trying to save them of being killed from Sasuke. Two of the ninjas recognized Naruto and smiled. They lowered their weapons but the last one just kept it up.

"Naruto I trust you but I can't risk having the village getting destroyed by him" the ninja said.

"Come on man. Ok how about these if he goes on a rampage on the village ill take responsibility for everything OK?" Naruto said.

The ninja nodded then lowered his weapon.

"Well dope I'm still amazed on how you can convince people to do anything by just asking."

"What can I say I have the gift." Naruto said with a smile.

"Yeah, the gift of being an idiot."

Everyone laughed but for Naruto. He just gave Sasuke a glare, Sasuke chuckled and started running, while Naruto started to chase him.

After Naruto chased Sasuke for a few hours, the group finally arrived at the gates of Kohana. Naruto and Sasuke looked at there surroundings and sighed happily. Jiraiya on the other hand saw a pair of beautiful ladies walk into a near by bath house. He went from mentor to author/pervert mode immediately.

"You guys on ahead, while I do some unfinished research." He said with a perverted giggle and disappeared in a poof of smoke.

Narutojust shook his head. Soon they left but they didn't get far when they heard some one shout. To Naruto it reminded him of a banshee and he knows only one person that was that loud. Sasuke on the other hand thought it some angelic voice despite the ringing in his ears.

"O my god! Sasuke your back!" said the kunoichi.

Sasuke turned around to only get lift up in the ear in a massive bear hug. When he looked down he saw a head of bubble gum pick hair. He chuckled. He only knew one person that had pink hair.

"Hey Saskura. It's nice to see you to, but can you put me down I cant breath……any more and my…..vision…..is….leaving…..me" he said in staggered breaths. Saskura blushed and put him down.

"Gomen Sasuke-kun." She said with a blush and puts him down.

Sasuke blushed at the comment and looked the other way not before he took a good look at Sakura. He noticed that she filled out in some areas and looked like a women the he imagined she would be.

"So Sasuke, Naruto do you guys think I have become more womanly?" she asked them.

"No you look just like you always do Sakura-chan." Naruto said while giving her thumbs up.

"Naruto you baka I'm going to get you for that CHA!"Inner Sakura said.

"I think you look beautiful sakura-chan." Sasuke said with a blush.

When Sakura heard that she felt like fainting only to snap out of it remembering that she need it to do something.

"Well as much as I want to ditch work and spend time with you guys I have to go. So see you later." Sakura said and ran towards the direction of the hospital.

"Dude, I though you were going to ask her out. Kept telling me on the way here that you would…mph!" was all Naruto could say before stopped by Sasuke's hand.

"You idiot don't just say it out loud. I don't want the whole village knowing what I'm doing." Sasuke said while growling at him. When he removed his hand he saw Naruto smirking. He agreed and didn't say anything after that and they headed off to the hokage tower once again.

On there way to the hokage tower, there were mixed feelings then people saw the Uchiha. Some were giving glares and whispering to one another. Some were smiling when they saw him. The other just didn't care and ignored him. Naruto on the other was holding his stomach. He smelled the scent of ramen and tried to run to the stand only to be stopped my Sasuke. Sasuke almost had to drag him when they were almost there. When they were there Sasuke was sweating bullets and was thinking the worst possible scenario that was going to happen to him. Naruto knocked on the door and waited till they herd Tsunade say "enter". They entered and they say a mountain of paper work with empty sake bottles on the floor. Naruto also smelled the sake in the from when Jiraiya drank too much.

"Still drinking I see oba-chan." Naruto said with a chuckle when he saw Tsunade's head shot up and saw him.

'Damn it Naruto. I told you no to call me that but, Tsunade-nee-chan." She said while giving him a hug. "When did you get back?"

"Just a few minutes ago actually and look who came with…" Naruto turned and looked around," Sasuke? Sasuke were did you go?" Tsunade looked at him like he was a little crazy.

"I was sure that he was with….oof" Naruto ran into him. He patted him to make sure he wasn't imagining thing.

"Come on out man. She won't kill you……I think." He said.

Sasuke sighed and released his genjutsu and reappeared. Tsunade started channeling chakra to her fist when she saw him. She was about to charge at him but was stopped by Naruto holding her down.

"come on oba-chan, calm down he was under a mind control jutsu." Naruto said struggling to hold down the enraged hokage.

Sasuke bowed and started to apologize for all the trouble that he caused in the past. Tsunade started to calm down while he was explaining thing. After he finishes, Tsunade was rubbing her temples from the head ache that was forming.

"Ok well if what you said is true, what you want me to do about it?" she asked.

"I was hoping that after I explained what happened that you would let me become a ninja for the village again."

Tsunade sighed and nodded know that the council would be happy they go their Uchiha back.

"Naruto I want you to go and get Jiraiya from the bath house and drag his perverted ass back here got it." She said. Naruto nodded and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Well I'm going to leave so…" Sasuke said trying to flee but to be stopped by Tsunade. She stared cracking her knuckles and letting some of her killing intent out.

"Well since Naruto isn't here any more to protect you…" she started pounding the boy while telling some reason like "You hurt my little brother" and "you almost killed you idiot". Villagers heard the screams of the Uchiha but though it was another interrogation from the AMBU again.

When Naruto got back he was dragging Jiraiya inside leaving a trail of blood with him. He dragged him in front of Tsunade before he let go.

"Ok oba-chan I got….what the hell happen to Sasuke?!" Naruto yelled.

"He's fine he just got a little punishment is all. Naruto take him to the hospital so he can get checked at from the exe….I mean punishment he got ok." She said with a smile that kind of scared Naruto. He nodded quickly, picked up Sasuke and stared running to the hospital. When he left Jiraiya opened his eyes and groaned a little from the dragging.

"Man why did he have to drag me? Can you help me up love?" Jiraiya asked.

Tsunade giggled and nodded and picked him up gently and placed him on e the couch and started healing him. It took about 10 minutes before Jiraiya was healed. He snaked his arms around her waist and pulled her closer.

"So did you miss me while I was gone?" He asked while kissing Tsunade's neck. She giggled.

"Yes I did, but can you stop being a pervert and actually be normal since you have me now?"

"I could but I need research for the latest book I'm making. Then again I could use us for the research."

"Now you know how I feel about using us and those books. I only put up with it because I love you some much."

"Yeah your right. At least I asked this time besides getting caught by you."

"true." Jiraiya then leaned in and kissed Tsunade on her lips.

Alright my first of many chapters for this serious is up. now this is my first on going story so i could use the help. so read and review this story and please don't waist a comment if your just going to flame me. so till next time bye*poofs and disappears