I sat in my room reading peacefully. I was having a great night until...
Hi- ya banana
Hey Ben, Emmett sang
Wanna go for a trip
Sure Ben
Come on!
Im a yellow banana,
In this fruit like world
Life as a banana,
Is banana-tastic
You can brush my skin
And peel me everywhere!
Banana-ation,
Its supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Was he trying to make me go insane with his banana obsession?
"EMMETT! SHUT UP! YOU DON'T EVEN EAT BANANA'S SO HOW CAN YOU LIKE THEM"
Emmett ran into my room with a shocked look on his face
"You don't eat Bella! And you still like her", he yelled sadly and stomped like a child out.
Latter that night.
Come on nana lets go to the Kitchen
Im a yellow banana,
In this fruit like world
Life as a banana,
Is banana-tastic
You can brush my skin And peel me everywhere! Banana-ation
Is exploitation
da da da da
Im a yellow banana, In this fruit like world...
Gimmie some skin
you better make it ripe,
im so yummy
You're like a sausage roll, not a stinkin moll,
Do the eatinng in yellow
munch me here, chomp me there
Now I'm in your tummy.
Come on banana lets go open the fridge
BA-NA-NA-NAAAA
Come on banana lets look in the cupboard
BANANANA! BANANANA!
Come on banana lets go check behind the bed
BA-NA-NA-NAAAA
Come on banana lets look in the sink
BANANANA! BANANANA!
"EMMETT JUST SHUT JUST SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH OR SOON YOU'LL BE A BANANA!" I yelled as I tackled him to the floor
"SO bananas are great and very exciting to look at" he mumbled
"Well the older they get the less firm they are, so in a few years you'll be brown, and squishy!"
Emmett looked up in shock
"But I want to stay yellow and pretty"
"Pretty?"
"No, well yes I guess I am pretty, mans pretty" and he twinkled his eye lashes "But I wont to stay Ba-na-na pretty"
"Yerrr right"
Seconds later Rose walked past and Emmett jumped on her back.
"Babe? Would you still love me if I was brown and mushy?"
"What, get off my back" rose said as she pushed him off and looked at him in confusion
"EDWARDS GOING TO TURN ME INTO A BANANA BECAUSE I WAS SINGING ABOUT ONE!" he cried
She sighs loudly
"Well maybe the banana princess will help you" and she walked away.
"Ok, Emmett I think its time I showed you something before you are a banana"
I walked to the kitchen and he followed.
Ok I hope you liked the start sorry I was in a rush my sister needed the computer, and its really a weird!
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I think I got an idea on what going to happen next but I will only keep writing if you guys want me to so please tell me!