The Beginning of Gin's Writing Career

Hi! This is my first Bleach fanfic(unless you count the one that I deleted...) so hoe you lie it. It does contain an OC, so just warning ya! Her info is on my profile. I just thought that Gin needed an evil helping hand:D Have fun reading and remember: I Don't Own Bleach!

The Third Squad captain was not happy. He woke up to his lieutenant stacking papers neatly on his desk.

"Izuru..." He mumbled groggily. "Those better be finished papers."

"Uhh...good morning Taichou!" The blonde nervously greeted. "Here are the paperwork and I'll be going now!" Kira said in one breath and took the chance to leave quickly, leaving Gin alone...with the evil papers. Gin angrily kicked his desk.

"Ow!" He stubbed his foot and pouted like a child.

"Taichou~" The captain looked up to see one of his favorite subordinates.

"Hiya, Kirina-chan!"

"What's all this?" She asked, gesturing to the papers.

"Paperwork."

"Ohhhh..." Silence...Gin's mind was whirring. His third seat was here, he has tons of paperwork, he's the captain meaning that he had more power. Put the two and two together and...

"Kirina-chan, are you busy right now?"

"No, not right now..." Something clicked in the brunette's head. "Uh, no. Actually I'm really busy! Gotta go!" Gin grabbed her collar.

"Come on! You do all the papers 'kay? I'll bring ya dried persimmons!"

"No!" she screamed. "I don't even like persimmons!" Gin dropped her and did a dramatic gasp.

"But I was just tryin' to be nice!" He slumped and sniffed a bit. "I know it's hard ta do paperwork. Sorry for dragging ya into this, Kirina-chan. I'll just do this giant tower of paperwork all by myself."

"Ah..Taichou, I'm sorry." She patted his shoulder. He fake-sniffed. "Okay, I like persimmons...not really, but still!" More sniffs. "ALL RIGHT! I'll do all the paperwork." Instantly, the captain brightened up.

"Thank you, Kirina-chan! I'll be goin' now!"

"Oh no you don't! You're staying here with me!"

"But..."

"No 'buts' mister! You're staying here or I'll slice down all you 'precious persimmon trees' got it?"

"Yes Ma'am!" Together, they stared at the paperwork...

"Any ideas on how to do this?"

"Nope." Gin stared at the papers with intense force, as if that would burn it down to ashes.

"Taichou, that looks kinda funny when your eyes are slitted."

"I've decided!"

"What?"

"I'm going to quit being a Shinigami and become..." *Insert dramatic pause here* "an author!" Kirina was dumbstruck with surprise and horror. Her Taichou...write?

"Can you even spell?"

"Of course I can! I'll spell apple. A P P L E. See?"

"A ten year old can- never mind...What are you planning to write about?"

"A book...on pranks! Wanna be my assistant?"

"Hmm..." In Kirina's mind, Assistant= more money. In Gin's mind, Assistant= Someone to do the dirty work while I sit back and watch all the money roll in. "Okay! Now about those papers..."

"Don't worry 'bout 'em. I'll show you this really helpful thing they have in the real world. It's called a paper shredder!" He reached out into space and a paper shredder randomly pops in. He took a stack of paper through the machine and they came out in perfect, uniform strips.

"Taichou! How'd you do that?"

"Easy, you just put the paper through the-"

"No! How did you pull something like that out of thin air."

"...I dunno. Isn't that what everyone does?"

"Sure...sure."

It took awhile, but finally, all the paper were shredded and gone...forever! Gin took out a piece of paper and began writing.

So that was how it started! Sorry, the beginning is so long. I'm not that good with introductions-_-" But in the next chapter is where all the fun starts! Send in your requests/ideas for pranks on the Shinigami!