The Minerva McGonagall Drabbles
What ever happened to Rolanda Hooch?
"I think that you would all agree that we need a change of scenery," Albus Dumbledore said to already nodding professors of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, "so we are going to do a minority hire." Minerva was starting to believe that Albus had officially lost it. With Firenze and the ever annoying Trelawney both teaching Divination the staff meeting s were crowded enough as is. Between Firenze and Hagrid the table lost plenty of seating room. Merlin forbid if someone asked to sit on Firenze's back to free up some space they were still paying off the St. Mungo's bill for the poor soul that decided that was a good idea.
To make matters worse Severus would probably throw himself off the Astronomy Tower if he failed to obtain the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, especially after the toad woman. Even after several months with her in Azkaban, Minerva would still feel her blood pressure rocketing with the thought of that woman. 'For her to come here and 'hem-hem' her way through every singl- ' Minerva thoughts were stopped by Albus asking for suggestions for a new professor.
"Kingsley"
"Weasley, just pick one we could use a ginger"
"Amelia Bones"
"Dolores," the room fell silent as heads turned to whatever dumbass that decided it might be great to have the toad back. Rolanda Hooch sat between Hagrid and Aoura Sinestra with the attention solely on her she tried to defend herself, "Well, to top things off she is younger than most people here by at least ten years. Then, come on she wore pink how many people at this blasted school manages to pull that off?"
The meeting concluded there with Albus deciding it was best to just stick with just hiring whoever he wanted. Madam Hooch officially disappeared afterwards but rumors speak of Professor McGonagall carrying a bloody broomstick out of Hooch's office with a sinister grin.
AN: Because Hooch disappeared after Order of the Phoenix. R&R Please.
