Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything remotely close to the concept of Naruto.

Why, hello there peoples! I am back with a new randomly developed story inspired by both my mother and my grouchy neighbor. Oh, and a new development, I have figured out why I write such short chapters! The first chapter is always under 400 words because it forces my brain to kick start the plot and write!

I hope you enjoy it~!

A young man, 18 years old with brown hair pulled back in a ponytail walked down the halls of the University he had just begun attending. A piece of paper in his hand told him what classroom to enter, now if he could just figure out how to find that classroom! Finally, he found the room for Calculus II and swung a left to enter and take an empty seat near the back where he could doze off unperturbed.

"God, that creepy old man yelled at a few of us again today!" said a troublesome girl sitting in front of the young man.

"Wait, you mean he isn't dead yet? Isn't he like, 100 years old? You would think that if no one likes you, you would have the decency to die." said another annoying girl.

"I know, right? God, I doubt he has any decency!" the first girl giggled back.

'Who the hell are they talking about?' the young man wondered to himself. 'God, I wish they would shut up. So troublesome.' he internally sighed. With that, he laid his head down for what he thought to be a well deserved nap.

When the young man awoke, his class was over, so he made his way back to his dorm.

"Hey! Shikamaru! How was your first class? Oh, wait, let me guess….troublesome?" his roommate, Choji Akimichi laughed.

Shikamaru Nara looked over at his roommate, "Oh come on, I don't say it that much, do I?" He thought for a moment, "Ok, maybe I do…"

Choji just laughed at his best friend. "Dude, why is everything so troublesome? There has to be a reason you're the only freshman in Calculus II! Things come so easy for you, stop freaking complaining!" he said, ending on a rare serious note.

"I don't know Cho, I guess I just don't feel like exerting more energy than necessary…" Shikamaru confessed.

"Man, whatever." Choji said as he turned back to struggle with is remedial math homework.

"Why is this dorm so small?" Shikamaru said, desperate for a change in subject. "Next year, we need to get an apartment instead."

"Ok, Shika" Choji laughed, "whatever you say."

So,this was the introductory chapter showing a couple characters. I have a tendency to skimp on the descriptions of characters, if I even give one at all, but you all know what these people look like, right? If not, why are you reading this again? hahaha, no but seriously, I hope you have enjoyed this first chapter, and I look forward to reading reviews (winkwink)!

Who knows when this will get updated? It will be whenever my muse hits me! Until next time, I love you all! ~fulofhyperness