A/N: So, I got this Idea by reading a fanfic for Style in south Park Called "Promised". The Person has already written a few chapters that I've been reading since the first chapter came out, which is really good. Also, I know I have stories that I haven't uploaded for almost a year. So I'.m gonna start writing more...Hopefully. Any way, I just had to write one like it, so I won't take credit for the idea. I just change a few basic things so it wouldn't be complete copying. Such as this is Naruto, and not South Park. Some of the rules, and lifestyles change. And also I write OOC alot. The other person nails their characters in my eyes, Especially Cartman. So with out any further adu, Here Is my first chapter...
The Konoha Matching
Chapter 1: The Matching.
Today I was a man. Well, me and the other 16 year olds. Well I guess the girls were now Women...But that's not the point. Today I was a man...Finally! I stood there, waiting amongst a crowd of teen ninjas. We were all gathered here in the Konoha Matching Tower for one reason, The Matching. A ceromony that matched the people of our town with the people they would spend the rest of our lives with. This was an important part of figuring out our lives and roles to the village. We'd be given jobs, to provide for our Partners and future families, to do durring the day; Once we finished our Ninja training, of course. Most of us had completed our ninja training, However, I was one of the few that still needed some.
On a platform on the north wall of the room, stood the Thrird Hokage. I wished to someday be like him, and rule the town as the Fith Hokage. That way I'd finally get some respect from this village and it's inhabitants. Most people never looked me in the eye, and rushed past. It was like I had a contagious desease or something. A few years back, I looked into my lineage. I had grown up an orphan because my parents died when I was a New Born. Anyway, I found that my father had been the Fourth Hokage, and that he'd died to save the village from a demon. He got rid of this demon by putting it in a human host at the cost of his life...Me. After digging deeper, I found, that my mother had been the previous host for the demon, and had died when it was pulled from her body by some rival ninjas.
And that cause the whole reason be hind the matching. The Kages of each village got together, and made rules for all to follow so that nothing that horible would happen again. To ensure this, There were Ninjas from other vilages here to be matched with people here. That way mixed blood would run through the tribes, and all would be equal. Any who tried to resist or fight the rules, answered to the Anbu. The Anbus were people who had sworn To each Kage they served, that the would uphold all laws. They were called different things in each city. Mabye the correct term would be the Law Upholders. I almost Laughed aloud at the thought, but stop because this whole thing was no laughing matter and They wouldn't get where my head was.
"My Dear Ninjas. In the past year, all of you have turned 16. The age that marks your status to adulthood. Today, You are now adults." The Hokage said loudly so all could hear. "You will be paired, as the Council has deemed fit. Through very thorough, and strenuous testing, are the matches made. This is not something likely done, So don't complain about your Match Mate. It will not change who it is." He said laying down the general rules made with the Matching. I had to not laugh when he said Match Mate. That just sounded to funny.
"Tomorrow, You will all be assigned Jobs, Or told to continue your training. Be warned there is a test to pass to decide whether or not you passed Ninja training." He continued on, unaware of my attempts not to laugh. Your Position in the city will not change, unless deemed worthy to be Hokage, or Anbu. Meaning. If you're a scout, you stay a scout. If you're a store keeper, You stay that way. If you're a healer, You stay a healer. Got it? Any question?" He asked, looking around. He didn't really expect an answer.
I looked around to see if anyone did really have a question, and stop on a beautiful girl with pink hair. Her name was Sakura. I mentally sighed just loking at her. She had been the target of my affection since we first started training. She was the smatest in class, and could tell you every jutsu. No one knew how she was on the feild, but with a brain like hers, she must be good. Her eyes were glued to a guy not far from her. Sasuke Uchiha. My Rival in Sakura's Affections. Of course he didn't try, Which made me hate him even more. Sakura adored him, and he didn't even care. Beside me I felt and angry rage, i looked to see the source. A dorky kid named Rock Lee, was also staring at Sasuke. "Don't you hate how he doesn't even try?" He whispered to me I nodded in his direction. This kid was a much smaller rival for Sakura. Not that it mattered since we'd all be Matched today.
"The Pairs will be as annouced." The Hokage continued over the murmers. "The Girls will be called first, then the boys. When I call you name come up and stand behind me, holding your Match Mate's hand. First, Hinata and Kiba." Just as I was wondering why he said the girls would be called first, A small shy girl in font of me jumped. She turned and looked at me. She blushed slightly, before turning back and walking forward. "Poor thing fell hard for you." Rock lee whispered toward me. I was shocked. I vagly remembered a small shy girl hanging around through classes. I frowned as she Hesitantly grabbed a Guy's hand as they walked together on the stage. The Hokage nodded.
"Next: Gaara of the sand village, and Rock Lee of the leaf village." The Hokage Read the next pair on the list. I waited for the guy beside me to move but he didn't. I nudged his side. "Dude that's you, Go!" He looked like he was in Shock. "They paired me with some one outside of the village." He said slowly. "So? Just get up there!" I said, nidging him again. "I won't be with Sakura..." He continued. The Hokage beat me in response. "Again Rock Lee of the Leaf Village, Come be with your Match Mate." I nudged Lee and he slowly walked forward I looked at the girl who got to be with Lee. Only, it was a red headed boy standing on the stage. Lee seemed to be too out of it to notice his Match Mate was a guy. That was unlucky, but not impossible. It happen once or twice. They decided two boys would be better together, than a girl and a boy. I sighed, not wanting that to happen to me.
"Ino and Choji" The Hokage called to the crowd. I saw a girl with long blond hair walk to the stage, but not before she glared at Sakura. I suddenly reconized her. She was once Sakura's best friend, until they both told each other that they liked Sasuke. They Never got over it. Ino must think that now Sakura finally get's Sasuke. Ino finally reached they stage where a fat boy, who seemed to pull snacks out of nowhere, awaited her. I felt bad. That guy was a slob, and Ino was hot. I had no idea How they ended up together. The Hokage called a few more names, and the crowd became smaller. I took a head count, there were the same amount of boys as there was girls. I was safe.
"Naruto Uzamaki and Sasuke Uchiha" My mouth dropped. No way, I had been safe. Who, in their right minds, would pair two rivals like us together? I shook my head and started toward the stage. I saw Sasuke walking too. He looked as happy as I did. I heard Sakura make a weird sound that was close to crying. I dared not look back. As soon as I reached the statge I looked at the floor. "Hold hands boys." I heard the Hokage say sternly. I held out my hand, and was shocked to feel someone gently grab it. I looked to Sasuke as we walked to our place in the line of people, But his expression was unreadable.
As More pairs got called, I realized that there was a girl/girl pair. Some of the people I knew got pair strangly as well. Shikamaru, a guy who thought a lot of things in life were boring, was paired with a girl from the Sand Village named Temari. Ten Ten and Neji, Hinata's cousin, Were paired. And lastly of the people I knew, Sakura was Paired with the third Sand Villager, named Kankuro. It didn't seem right. My beautiful Sakura was paired with a Sand Villager who use Puppets to fight. I looked down the line, and saw Lee finally realizing his Match Mate was a guy. I beleive he came to this conclusion When Sakura got called. I'm pretty sure that's what pulled him out of his trance.
"All right, That's the last of you." He said as the last pair was on the stage. He turned to look at us all. "You have all now been paired. So know, I will tell you the rest of the rules of Matching. You will Live with your Match Mates from now on, in rooms assigned to you, here in the Matching Tower. You will aviod sexual contact, except one day a week when we have our Madatory Protection Night. On this night, you and your Match Mate will not be able to rest until sexual intercourse is achieved. The result of having sex not on Protection night will get the girl pregnant, and both of you will be exailed. Now, When Both you and your Match Mate turn 18, You will be wed, and given a house from the Man's Family lands. And it won't matter when or if you have Sex. Please walk in line with your Match Mate to the guard at the door, They will tell you where you will all be staying for the next two years." He finished.
We all started for the door when the Hokage spoke again. "Oh, and Gaara, Naruto, and Tsuzuki Come see me...Now." I gladly let go of Sasuke's hand, and headed to the Hokage. It was Me, Gaara, and some girl I had never met. We stood there, Waiting for the Hokage to speak again. He waited for all the rest to leave the tower before speaking. "Come with me. You all are to do special training." He started walking to a back room, and the three of us followed.
A/N: Chapter 2 comming soon. And before you ask. Tsuzuki is made up, because I couldn't think of many girls the same age as naruto, or rounds about anyway. So please commet and/or follow. I hope you all enjoyed it. Also again, I got the Idea for a south park FanFic called Promised. Style stlye ^_^