FF7: more insanity then you could possibly comprehend
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Notes: aye FF7 characters belong to squaresoft. the MHC/HMC isnt copyrighted but if you dare take our idea Me,Therius,Hostiledude and Cecil will hunt you down and bite you
Sincerely:High mage imperial overlord Ignatius slayer of the HMC and high ranking official over all
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CH.1
Cloud,Sephiroth,Vincent,Barret and Cid sit around the T.V. all staring at their own images fighting.
Cloud: Ha Sephiroth were kicking your @$$
Sephiroth: 4 against 1 is sooo cheap
Vincent: ooo ooo look im changing into Chaos!!!!!
Barret : !@#$% fool not bringing me too
Cid: yeah you !@$%^& you left the 2 best characters out!!!
Yuffie : *walking in* hey there i am
Cloud: yep i picked you
Yuffie: *sitting down* aww you shouldnt have
Cid: $^^%& right he shouldnt have
Yuffie: be quiet you old geyser
Cid: Hey just because you are *just old enough to drive the buggy doesn't make me old you theiving little brat
Aeris:*from kitchen* HEY YOU WENCH IF CLOUD WOULD HAVE CHOSEN YOU WHY DID HE CRY AFTER I DIED
Tifa: *from kitchen* HE CRIED BECAUSE OF JOY YOU STUPID PREP
Cloud: oh god here we go again
Tifa:*walking out of kitchen* who's the freaking idiot that revived her any ways?
Ignatius:*comes down in a ray of light* hey are you attempting to insult the MHC?
Tifa: what if i am?
Ignatius: * grabs her hand and they both disappear sounds of struggle are heard and a box appears in Clouds Inventory *
Cloud: whats in here? *cringes* god did you have to transport her to me? and besides how the hell will the fanfic go on without the hot girl wearing the tight clothes
Cid: *staring at the tv now controlling the psx* you mean Tifa?
Cloud: yeah thats her name
Ignatius: i refuse to use my authorey powers to revive anyone more than aeris
Cloud: you can play the psx......
Ignatius:*grabbing paddle from Cid* you got yourself a deal
Tifa: hey what the #$%^ just happened
Cloud: be humble he brought you back
Ignatius: lets see you take this safer sephiroth......
Yuffie: ok my turn!
Ignatius:*raises hand and Yuffie incinerates*
Cid: hey i had a crush on her you @#$%
Ignatius: * still staring at screen* fine *Yuffie reappears
Aeris:*from kitchen* foods done!
* Ignatius takes his leave*
Sephiroth:*gets up to get some food* im going to get some doom er food food yes thats what i meant*walks toward the kitchen*
Cloud: wait a sec.......I get the strange feeling your not telling us something.........wait.......did you get a haircut?
Sephiroth: yes......a haircut *enters the kitchen smirking*
* a loud bang is heard in the kitchen everyone runs in and Sephiroth's masamune is stuck in the ceiling*
Sephiroth: argh damned low ceiling
Aeris:*huddled in corner* dont kill me.......
Cloud: hrm whats going on????
Sephiroth: hrm the ceilings too low i'll fix that *casts quake3 the earth shakes and the ceiling collapses crushing aeris in the process*
Cloud: hey what happened to the chick that cooks???
Ignatius:*booming voice* #$#& Sephiroth if i have to do this again im goin to slaughter you!!!! *ceiling raises and fixes itself Aeris' bloody corpse heals and becomes animated*
Cloud:*not paying attention* #$%$ microwave give me back my Cheese!!!!! haaaaa OMNISLASH *slashes the microwave into ribbons*
Sephiroth: hrm *walks out the house catching cid who's still on the psx with the rather large blade and taking his head off*
Ignatius: GOD &^%^$ IT!!!!
Sephiroth: *turns realizing what hes done and begins fleeing for his life large sweat drop on face* IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!
END chapter 1
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Hey my first fic howed you like the first chapter *exaggerated pause as if he thinks you are going to say to your computer it was great write more* thats great im glad you think so. well i will finish the second chapter soon but until then check out some of hostiledudes fics they rule!
Sincerely(yeah right) Ignatius/Burninwulf/Blakrex
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Notes: aye FF7 characters belong to squaresoft. the MHC/HMC isnt copyrighted but if you dare take our idea Me,Therius,Hostiledude and Cecil will hunt you down and bite you
Sincerely:High mage imperial overlord Ignatius slayer of the HMC and high ranking official over all
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CH.1
Cloud,Sephiroth,Vincent,Barret and Cid sit around the T.V. all staring at their own images fighting.
Cloud: Ha Sephiroth were kicking your @$$
Sephiroth: 4 against 1 is sooo cheap
Vincent: ooo ooo look im changing into Chaos!!!!!
Barret : !@#$% fool not bringing me too
Cid: yeah you !@$%^& you left the 2 best characters out!!!
Yuffie : *walking in* hey there i am
Cloud: yep i picked you
Yuffie: *sitting down* aww you shouldnt have
Cid: $^^%& right he shouldnt have
Yuffie: be quiet you old geyser
Cid: Hey just because you are *just old enough to drive the buggy doesn't make me old you theiving little brat
Aeris:*from kitchen* HEY YOU WENCH IF CLOUD WOULD HAVE CHOSEN YOU WHY DID HE CRY AFTER I DIED
Tifa: *from kitchen* HE CRIED BECAUSE OF JOY YOU STUPID PREP
Cloud: oh god here we go again
Tifa:*walking out of kitchen* who's the freaking idiot that revived her any ways?
Ignatius:*comes down in a ray of light* hey are you attempting to insult the MHC?
Tifa: what if i am?
Ignatius: * grabs her hand and they both disappear sounds of struggle are heard and a box appears in Clouds Inventory *
Cloud: whats in here? *cringes* god did you have to transport her to me? and besides how the hell will the fanfic go on without the hot girl wearing the tight clothes
Cid: *staring at the tv now controlling the psx* you mean Tifa?
Cloud: yeah thats her name
Ignatius: i refuse to use my authorey powers to revive anyone more than aeris
Cloud: you can play the psx......
Ignatius:*grabbing paddle from Cid* you got yourself a deal
Tifa: hey what the #$%^ just happened
Cloud: be humble he brought you back
Ignatius: lets see you take this safer sephiroth......
Yuffie: ok my turn!
Ignatius:*raises hand and Yuffie incinerates*
Cid: hey i had a crush on her you @#$%
Ignatius: * still staring at screen* fine *Yuffie reappears
Aeris:*from kitchen* foods done!
* Ignatius takes his leave*
Sephiroth:*gets up to get some food* im going to get some doom er food food yes thats what i meant*walks toward the kitchen*
Cloud: wait a sec.......I get the strange feeling your not telling us something.........wait.......did you get a haircut?
Sephiroth: yes......a haircut *enters the kitchen smirking*
* a loud bang is heard in the kitchen everyone runs in and Sephiroth's masamune is stuck in the ceiling*
Sephiroth: argh damned low ceiling
Aeris:*huddled in corner* dont kill me.......
Cloud: hrm whats going on????
Sephiroth: hrm the ceilings too low i'll fix that *casts quake3 the earth shakes and the ceiling collapses crushing aeris in the process*
Cloud: hey what happened to the chick that cooks???
Ignatius:*booming voice* #$#& Sephiroth if i have to do this again im goin to slaughter you!!!! *ceiling raises and fixes itself Aeris' bloody corpse heals and becomes animated*
Cloud:*not paying attention* #$%$ microwave give me back my Cheese!!!!! haaaaa OMNISLASH *slashes the microwave into ribbons*
Sephiroth: hrm *walks out the house catching cid who's still on the psx with the rather large blade and taking his head off*
Ignatius: GOD &^%^$ IT!!!!
Sephiroth: *turns realizing what hes done and begins fleeing for his life large sweat drop on face* IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!
END chapter 1
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Hey my first fic howed you like the first chapter *exaggerated pause as if he thinks you are going to say to your computer it was great write more* thats great im glad you think so. well i will finish the second chapter soon but until then check out some of hostiledudes fics they rule!
Sincerely(yeah right) Ignatius/Burninwulf/Blakrex