Hi! This is a fanfic written by two best friends who wondered how Magnus was banned from Peru. Like, you know when Magnus is talking to Alec in City of Fallen Angels and Magnus wants to go on a vacation? So then Magnus is listing places they could go, but he says that they can't go to Peru because he was banned. So we wondered how. Ta-da!
Disclaimer: Yeah. 'Cause we could totally take Polyjuice Potion and become Cassandra Clare. Do you know how awesome that would be? But unfortunately we don't own anything having to do with the mortal instruments series.
"What do you mean they don't come in neon pink!?" asked an exasperated Magnus.
"Debido a que nadie más en el mundo quiere un sombrero de color rosa neón! Está loco!" yelled the shopkeeper.
Magnus leafed through his Spanish dictionary. It was one of the few languages he hadn't mastered.
"How dare you call me crazy! Do you know who I am?! And I'm not the only person who would want a neon pink sombrero! Well maybe... But that's beside the point! What about the customer is always right?!"
The shopkeeper stuck out his tongue at him.
That did it for Magnus. He portaled out, but unfortunately…he landed in the middle of a Shadowhunter fight.
"Well this is awkward..." said Magnus under his breath. He hadn't had a portal accident in 150 years, and he didn't want to break his record today. He portaled out as fast as he could back to the market, but as he landed he realized that he took the demon and shadowhunter with him too. The demon got a look at him and decided he would be easer prey than the shadowhunter, to it took of after him. Magnus tore down the street, demon in wake. The shadowhunter not far behind. Magnus started flinging spells at it, but they misses and ruined some vendor carts.
"oops." though Magnus.
So it happened like this for the next hour or so: Magnus running for his life and flinging spells at the demon (the Majority of which were hitting vendor carts), the demon chasing Magnus and knocking over things, and then the shadowhunter attempting to kill it with his sword (which cut down a good number of tents) and they created mass hysteria and destruction. Once the shadowhunter finally killed the demon, both the demon and shadowhunter vanished, leaving Magnus to deal with the police by himself.
"what do you mean? What did I do?" he tried to respond to the police, but he knew he was in trouble. They took him to what he figured to be a police station and tried to take his picture. Then he lost it.
No one took a mug shot of Magnus Bane.
"I'm sorry, señors, but I don't look my best. I only take pictures at my best, which is coincidentally anytime but now. I'll just be leaving." he said as he tried to walk out. The police rushed at him, and he quickly froze them. He walked out in a terrible mood. About 5 minutes later, he herd police sirens in the distance.
"really?" he thought, though half expecting it. In a matter of minutes, the police were chasing him. Magnus started throwing tordadoes at them. Unforunatly, one hit the Governer. "uh oh" though magnus, "im in trouble now."
When the poilice caught up to him, they put him on the next boat out of Peru.
2 weeks later in the mail he received a restraining order from all of Peru.
And that is the story of how Magnus bane was banned from Peru.
Yay! Hope you enjoyed it!
~ravenclawgirls