Of Chipmunks, Squirrels, and Sake
Another insane OneShot by yours truly, Uzumaki Fenix
Only, this time, we get to torture Tsunade in this funny FanFic
Enjoy.
That.
Is.
An.
Order.
Tsunade picked up her ninth bottle of sake and slugged it down. She was sitting in her office, bored as hell, and tired of doing –shudders- paperwork.
A few minutes after she finished the bottle, she fell asleep…
.~*~.
Tsunade stood in a forest clearing. Around her were hundreds of…'Squirrels?' she wondered.
"OI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, CHIPMUNK-IN-CLEVER-DISGUISE? WE ARE AT WAR!" a squeaky voice shouted. "SQUIRRELS! ATTACK!"
All at once, Tsunade was pelted with hundreds of acorns and walnuts.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! QUIT THROWING STUFF AT ME, DAMMIT!!" Tsunade shouted. She picked up some acorns and chucked them back at them "DIE!!!" she laughed insanely.
The squirrels dodged them easily. "THE ACORNS ARE NOT WORKING! BRING OUT THE SAMURAI!" the squeaky voice shouted.
Five squirrels jumped out of the trees, landing at Tsunade's feet. Each held a lightsaber.
Tsunade did a double take. "Wait. Lightsabers?" she wondered aloud. But she didn't have time to say anymore before the samurai squirrels attacked.
"HEY! YOU THERE! PREPARE FOR OUR TOTAL AWESOMENESS!!" another squeaky voice, this time behind her, shouted.
'Something about that voice is familiar…' she thought as she turned around and saw…
"Alvin and the Chipmunks?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Tsunade shouted. Then she covered her ears as the chipmunks started singing the most annoying song on the face of the planet and apparently the squirrels agreed with her, for they covered their ears as well.
Oh!
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves.
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
And this is how it goes!
And what's worse? They started singing in rounds. Then they started singing the second most annoying song on the face of the planet. With a twist…
Are your tails really puffy?
Are they really cute and fluffy?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soilder?
Are your tails really puffy?
Tsunade screamed at the horror of it all….~*~.
Tsunade opened her eyes and looked around. She was back at her desk, an empty bottle of sake in her hand. She sighed in relief, that is, until she saw squirrels and chipmunks fighting and jumping off the walls.
She screamed…
.~*~.
Tsunade opened her eyes and looked around. She was back at her desk, an empty bottle of sake in her hand. She sighed in relief, that is, until she saw dancing ramen bowls, dancing squirrels, and dancing chipmunks…
She screamed…
.~*~.
Tsunade opened her eyes and looked around. She was back at her desk, an empty bottle of sake in her hand. She sighed in relief, that is, until she saw the piles of paperwork that surrounded her.
She just about screamed, but then she realized that they were there before. She sighed and stood up.
Just then, Naruto kicked the door open and walked in, singing I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" and in his arms…was a squirrel and a chipmunk.
Tsunade screamed and jumped out of the window, shattering the glass.
Naruto was stunned. "I just wanted her to meet my new pets…"Lol! That was a sugar-induced fanfic! I hope you've enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it…
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With lots of love,
Uzumaki Fenix
Your insane Naruto FanFiction Writer
P.S. I'm going to look for more ramen. I'm all out… *grumbles*