Author's Notes: You can definitely tell that Frankie was hungry when she wrote this story. Oh well watch out for Chappie 2 and the rest of the Salad Bar Saga.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and I don't own Salads but I use a salad right now. Yummmmmmm!
P.S. Just for the two of us know Tesi is Stupid.
Well with out further interruptions FTJ stupid storytellers proudly presents...
THE SALAD BAR SAGA
BOOK 1
HARRY POTTER
AND
THE CRUNCHY CROUTONS FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE!!!
Harry Potter was in the Great Hall being bored because he was doing nothing and usually when you do nothing you are bored. Suddenly, a pine tree popped out of nowhere and Ron and Hermione stepped out of it (The Magnolia tree was already taken).
"Hey" Ron said, "DO you wanna curse some croutons to turn them into CRUNCHY CROUTONS FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE!!!"
"Sure!" Harry replied in a girlish voice. "I love croutons almost as much as I love Justin Timberlake!"
"NOW RON! Do you really think that that is a sensible idea? I mean what if THE CRUNCHY CROUTONS FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE take over the world?" Hermione said as she started to pace. "I read in a book that CRUNCHY CROUTONS FR...."
All of a sudden FTJ pop out of the pine tree and put duck tape over Hermione's mouth.
J- Sorry for the slight interruption.
F- It was necessary because if we didn't shut her up she would lecture until your ears fall off.
J- Please enjoy the rest of the show.
T- I'm stupid!
J- Yes she does need mental help but so does everyone else that reads these stories.
FTJ hops back into the pine tree and disappears.
"Well that was weird." Harry said. " But who cares? Let's curse some croutons!!!!!!!!"